I'm pretty sure the home plate ump has had his eyes closed the entire game.

Given this information, I assume we are expected to congratulate him on his accuracy.

By throwing nothing but balls.

Terrible baseball there to swing after a guy throws 6 straight balls.

 

Pressly is missing a ton of bats.

you are correct, but not in the good way...

 

 

 

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OMG!  Semi-competent relief pitching! 

Not really, though.

I don't like the weird hitch in Quintana's delivery. Therefore he must die.

Different uniforms, same paper bags.

 

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Mauer steals a hit from a guy wearing a ski mask!

 

There's a break! Let's go!

Joe Mauer just broke a personal record in his time to first: 18.7 seconds

 

Different uniforms, same paper bags.

 

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Modcon, 2016.  See if you can pick out ChiTown.

Any news on the walk up jamz front?

 

I don't like the weird hitch in Quintana's delivery. Therefore he must die.

Find a makeshift altar. I'll hold a spot over here by Target Center.

Of course that was a strike. It didn't bounce.

 

Seriously, this ump is all over the damned place.

Joe Mauer now has 9 hits.  That's as many as Plouffe, Sano, and Buxton combined.

What in the name of god has happened to sano?

 

Modcon, 2016.  See if you can pick out ChiTown.

 

The one sitting down wondering "why I am here with these people?"

on Sano's strikeout, that pitch might have been a half an inch outside, but that's where the catcher set up, so.....K

Pretty generous by the scorekeeper there. Pretty sure that should be an E on Lawrie.

 

on Sano's strikeout, that pitch might have been a half an inch outside, but that's where the catcher set up, so.....K

He was frozen on a 90 mph cutter. terrible

In isolation I can defend Sano on that pitch, but yeah, where has the 2015 Sano gone to

Man, the ump sure is flipping that coin quickly and subtlely. I can't even catch him doing it.

I love me some Marney

 

What in the name of god has happened to sano?

 

My two honest theories are that he's not comfortable in the cold or that playing in the outfield is messing with him.

 

Pretty generous by the scorekeeper there. Pretty sure that should be an E on Lawrie.

 

 

You can copy/paste this at least twice a game.

#ParkRUHOH

Well said.

 

What in the name of god has happened to sano?

I think the erratic strike zone of the first few games got inside his head.

Just noticed that GameDay has Torii on our bench.

 

 

How did Mauer get to third on that, but Plouffe couldn't get to second?  Did it kick out towards second?

Plouffe...you gotta move up on that.