February 27, 201610 yr A sobering GD thread note. With Duensing gone, who will be our main trade chip this season? Nolasco could be a candidate but by May 1 he could be too valuable to banter about? ROFLMAO
February 27, 201610 yr The Negativity Police put themselves in the penalty box? Is this a major or a minor penalty?yes.
February 27, 201610 yr This thread really makes me feel like the baseball season is almost here - it has a very game thread quality in its logic and linearity. Chief is in the "N's" of his toilet paper roll and you must be in the "L's", you need to pick it up or dare I say let it out?
February 27, 201610 yr A sobering GD thread note. With Duensing gone, who will be our main trade chip this season? Nolasco could be a candidate but by May 1 he could be too valuable to banter about? ROFLMAOMuch more sobering, with Duensing gone, who are we going to blame everything on? Wanted: New Scapegoat.
February 27, 201610 yr Much more sobering, with Duensing gone, who are we going to blame everything on?Wanted:New Scapegoat.Trump.
February 27, 201610 yr You forgot nattering, there's lots of nattering thereEdit, Nevermind, I see you figured that out.'Oh, hush, you!' she nattered.
February 27, 201610 yr I think the Negativity Police is Paul Molitor. I actually think it is Terry Ryan. IT'S A PAUL RYAN CROSS!!
February 27, 201610 yr Much more sobering, with Duensing gone, who are we going to blame everything on?Wanted:New Scapegoat.Abad pitcher.
February 27, 201610 yr All right, I want all of yous to listen up! I think lot of TDers would agree that these forums have been unraveling lately. There are a lot of negative nellies out there shelling out cynicism and trying to pass it off as legitimate criticism. Well, I've had it! It's less than a week until the Spring Training schedule kicks off, and I've got some spring cleaning of my own to take care of. From now on, if you've got something negative to say, you better have some damn good stats to back it up. If you're going to deride Joe Mauer, you had better respect the man's legitimate health problems. If you're going to squabble, whine, and throw dirt on other posters, you'd better take it outside, becuase I'm coming to get you sad sacks. Now, you may wonder who is this mysterious vigilante and what does he/she stand for? Is she/he a new moderator? No, sir. I'm no moderator. I'm just a man, i mean, man/woman just like any of you. But I'm full of optimism, and spirit, and piss and vinegar, and I'm here to clean up this dump! I came here to do two things: shine a light on people being total bummers, and chew gum. And, I'm all out of gum. You've been warned, Twins Daily.I would LOVE to be your deputy.
February 27, 201610 yr A sobering GD thread note. With Duensing gone, who will be our main trade chip this season? Nolasco could be a candidate but by May 1 he could be too valuable to banter about? ROFLMAOA new Duensing will emerge. I am not worried. Maybe Tommy Milone. We'll just have to wait and see when all the fantastically wild trade proposals start.
February 27, 201610 yr Like a bear... You have surfaced. Or a groundhog? Will we see 6 more weeks of winter?
February 27, 201610 yr A new Duensing will emerge. I am not worried. Maybe Tommy Milone. We'll just have to wait and see when all the fantastically wild trade proposals start.Nunez is on the major league roster right? Edited February 27, 201610 yr by RedBull34
February 27, 201610 yr A sobering GD thread note. With Duensing gone, who will be our main trade chip this season? Nolasco could be a candidate but by May 1 he could be too valuable to banter about? ROFLMAO I vote Pat Dean.
February 28, 201610 yr Much more sobering, with Duensing gone, who are we going to blame everything on?Wanted:New Scapegoat.I think we have a volunteer.
February 28, 201610 yr Much more sobering, with Duensing gone, who are we going to blame everything on?Wanted:New Scapegoat. We survived the loss of Rick Anderson and were still able to find scapegoats. I am pretty confident we will not have a scapegoat free season.
February 28, 201610 yr Or a groundhog? Will we see 6 more weeks of winter?Not here but I think they are worried in Hawaii
February 28, 201610 yr I think we have a volunteer.I'm up to the task. Fortunately as a moderator I can delete any post making me said scapegoat though. Blame away .
February 28, 201610 yr We survived the loss of Rick Anderson and were still able to find scapegoats. I am pretty confident we will not have a scapegoat free season.Good attitude! I like your positivity.
February 28, 201610 yr A new Duensing will emerge. I am not worried. Maybe Tommy Milone. We'll just have to wait and see when all the fantastically wild trade proposals start.Non pitcher it will be Plouffe as the person included in trades. Fien is at the point in his career where Duensing won the "trade chip that makes the trade possible" award. Minor league player that pitches, Kohl Stewart. So like if Nolasco is pitching wellthis spring and a Cubs pitcher goes down you can get the proposal of They will trade us Baez for Stewart and Nolasco Edited February 28, 201610 yr by old nurse
February 28, 201610 yr Much more sobering, with Duensing gone, who are we going to blame everything on?Wanted:New Scapegoat.If only Mauer could see the ballIf only Suzuki could pitch frame and hitIf only they had traded Plouffe so we could have a real outfielder.If only Hughes were pitching like he did in 2014What is up with Perkins, tired arm again?Fien blows anotherwhat were they thinking with abadif only Dozier had a better OBP(string of bleeps) NolascoAny veteran is eligible to be the scapegoat as there is not a veteran on this team without flaws
February 28, 201610 yr If only Mauer could see the ballIf only Suzuki could pitch frame and hitIf only they had traded Plouffe so we could have a real outfielder.If only Hughes were pitching like he did in 2014What is up with Perkins, tired arm again?Fien blows anotherwhat were they thinking with abadif only Dozier had a better OBP(string of bleeps) NolascoAny veteran is eligible to be the scapegoat as there is not a veteran on this team without flawsIncredible Poetry!!! It takes Genius to rhyme outfielder with 2014.
February 28, 201610 yr If only Mauer could see the ballIf only Suzuki could pitch frame and hitIf only they had traded Plouffe so we could have a real outfielder.If only Hughes were pitching like he did in 2014What is up with Perkins, tired arm again?Fien blows anotherwhat were they thinking with abadif only Dozier had a better OBP(string of bleeps) NolascoAny veteran is eligible to be the scapegoat as there is not a veteran on this team without flawsIt feels like September, already.
February 28, 201610 yr If only Mauer could see the ballIf only Suzuki could pitch frame and hitIf only they had traded Plouffe so we could have a real outfielder.If only Hughes were pitching like he did in 2014What is up with Perkins, tired arm again?Fien blows anotherwhat were they thinking with abadif only Dozier had a better OBP(string of bleeps) NolascoAny veteran is eligible to be the scapegoat as there is not a veteran on this team without flaws All this needs is music to become a best seller in the Rap market! Maybe not even music, just somebody pounding on something. I have always wondered if in 2065 there will be a Rap Oldies but Goodies radio format? Or maybe a best hits by PDiddy? (It seems I have too much time on my hands)
February 28, 201610 yr All this needs is music to become a best seller in the Rap market! Maybe not even music, just somebody pounding on something. I have always wondered if in 2065 there will be a Rap Oldies but Goodies radio format? Or maybe a best hits by PDiddy? (It seems I have too much time on my hands)"Too much time on my hands" wasn't PDiddy. It was Styx.
February 28, 201610 yr If only Mauer could see the ballIf only Suzuki could pitch frame and hitIf only they had traded Plouffe so we could have a real outfielder.If only Hughes were pitching like he did in 2014What is up with Perkins, tired arm again?Fien blows anotherwhat were they thinking with abadif only Dozier had a better OBP(string of bleeps) NolascoAny veteran is eligible to be the scapegoat as there is not a veteran on this team without flawsThings were so much simpler when it was just Duensing. I'm going to miss those times.
February 28, 201610 yr If only Mauer could see the ball If only Suzuki could pitch frame and hit Buxton might run like Mays, but he hits like ****! If rhyming is required........ "If only Mauer could see the ball If only Suzuki could pitch frame and hit" Buxton might run like Mays, but he hits like ****!
February 28, 201610 yr Things were so much simpler when it was just Duensing. I'm going to miss those times. Yes, we used to be able to unite behind a single cause! And a single solution. Trade Duensing for Grienke, and we win the WS. Now, divided, we are in danger of being overrun by the "Mauer Sucks" faction of TD. If something isn't done to stop them, they will take control of TD, and we will all end up living in our Moms basements! (On the other hand, someone actually in control of TD is a novel though)
February 28, 201610 yr Yes, we used to be able to unite behind a single cause! And a single solution. Trade Duensing for Grienke, and we win the WS. Now, divided, we are in danger of being overrun by the "Mauer Sucks" faction of TD. If something isn't done to stop them, they will take control of TD, and we will all end up living in our Moms basements! (On the other hand, someone actually in control of TD is a novel though) Ah, the Mauer Sucks Apocalypse. I am not a fan. I'd rather be a windmill farm, anyway.
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