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Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers, 9/25 6:08pm CT


Riverbrian

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If I was the GM of the Tigers and I had a guy named Albuquerque. 

 

I'd search the world over to find a guy named Santa Fe or at least Roswell.

From a newspaper article last year: "Matthew Budweiser Jackson, 32, was arrested earlier this month by Kingman, AZ Police."

 

I won't tell you the heinous things he did, but they are worthy of someone whose parents gave him the middle name Budweiser.

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Would she be that pretty if she were in focus?

My image software is crude, and I haven't figured out how to keep TD from blowing up the size of the image (beyond the resolution that looks good) when I post. I keep trying, I keep deleting. It's a shame, and I know Glunn in particular mourns the loss. :)

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My image software is crude, and I haven't figured out how to keep TD from blowing up the size of the image (beyond the resolution that looks good) when I post. I keep trying, I keep deleting. It's a shame, and I know Glunn in particular mourns the loss. :)

I don't know how to do it either.

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My image software is crude, and I haven't figured out how to keep TD from blowing up the size of the image (beyond the resolution that looks good) when I post. I keep trying, I keep deleting. It's a shame, and I know Glunn in particular mourns the loss. :)

 

That's some fancy technical talk that I don't understand. 

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I'm not old enough... At Thanksgiving... I still sit at the card table. 

It was a great book, all about a kid who fouled balls off forever and always walked, always walked, always walked ... until the last plate appearance of the year, when the game was on the line, he had to man up and ... and ... and ... got a hit!

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It was a great book, all about a kid who fouled balls off forever and always walked, always walked, always walked ... until the last plate appearance of the year, when the game was on the line, he had to man up and ... and ... and ... got a hit!

I bet he did a lot of strength training during the offseason.

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That's intentional, to mask the actual message of "she's a real day-brightener but the full photo is too bosomy and drew well-deserved complaints when posted in game threads in the past." :)

 

Great... now I gotta look up what bosomy means. 

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