September 20, 201511 yr Dear Phil, We hope your back is feeling better. Please get well soon. We miss you. Best wishes,The Twins Greetings Ricky, I know we here in the Twins organization...that is the Minnesota Twins, you employer...haven't been able to spend a lot if time with you lately, so we thought we'd drop you a note to get updated on how things are going with us. We're in a drive for a Wild Card spot Ricky. Yep, an actual chance at the playoffs for the first time in four years. We understand you've been feeling a lot better lately. If this is true, we'd really love to have you come out and play with us. We could use your help to finish this season off strong. Why not stop in and say hello the next time you pick up your check? Kindest regards,The Minnesota Twins Dearest Jose, How are you? I am fine. How does your arm feel? How does the rest of you feel? I have changed my mind. I would really like you to come play with us for a couple of weeks. Please come home. Love,Terry Mr. Michael Pelfrey or occupant; Wishing you the best of luck on your impending move and future endeavors. Formally yours,The Minnesota Twins, Twinsdom, and the 6th inning P.S. Have you ever considered a career in real estate? (What do you think...over the top?)
September 20, 201511 yr Dear Doc, How are you? We are fine. Have you ever considered a career in comedy? Don't. Sincerely,All the Professional Comedians of the World / I kid, I kid, this was good
September 20, 201511 yr John, comedian or doctor...I just play them online. Lol Surely, you can't be serious?
September 20, 201511 yr Surely, you can't be serious?Filling in for Doc: Thanks, and stop calling me Shirley.
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