Does Molly not get a bonus for making the post season?  I don't get it, and I'm super serial.

That's gotta be the shortest time a team gained and lost a 5 run lead, right?

The Wild will disappoint.

Only against Chicago. Other than that they are a fun team to watch.

Quick show of hands:  Who here thinks Mauer takes a HR swing at that 2-0 pitch if he was in the same position as Trout?

 

 

 

I'm calling shenanigans AND tiddlywinks on this game.

It might come to Traveshamockery before it's over...

 

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Berrios wouldn't have served up that ****ing meatball. That's for sure

 

Only against Chicago. Other than that they are a fun team to watch.

Yeah, they are like the Twins against the Yankees back in the day.

 

Don't worry.  I've got some 7th inning 'Get to da choppa' memes warming up already.

 

http://orig00.deviantart.net/4bea/f/2010/355/b/3/ducreaux_get_to_the_choppa_by_coresoldier-d35e672.jpg

 

 

No lead is a safe lead.

Lead vaporized before we could "get" anywhere.

Also isn't the point of having a 6 man rotation is that it allows you to bring in one of your starters in a situation like that? Instead of relying on a dude with a 5.50 era?

 

Berrios wouldn't have served up that ****ing meatball. That's for sure

He gave up 12 homers in the minors.

Well the good news is I was smart enough to pick up torii in fantasy

Yeah, they are like the Twins against the Yankees the last 15 years .

 

Fixed it for ya

 

sigh ... I rolled one too soon.

fify.    But it's okay because in this case it's clearly medicinal.

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He gave up 12 homers in the minors.

But not in one inning.

Dozier needs some time off.

Dozier sucks now. Move him to 9th in the lineup.

Dozier sucks now. Move him to 9th in the lineup.

Can't he's on scholarship.

Sano can't hit right now.

Sano will be fine.

This team is brutal to watch right now.

Dozier   .205/.286/.359    in the second half.

 

That's not a slump.   That's an injury or a half-season's worth of unexplained terrible.

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Sano will be fine.

Agreed 10000+%.

This team is brutal to watch right now.

Radios!

Achter is a little creep, he reminds me of a cross between Verlander and Rodgers.

Why is Achter still in this ****ing game?

 

Achter is a little creep, he reminds me of a cross between Verlander and Rodgers.

That word is beginning to suffer from verbal fatigue.

Dick:   "Achter had a tough time getting the Twins out of the second."

 

Yes, in much the same way that the Titanic had a tough time getting its passengers across the Atlantic.

 

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Dozier sucks now. Move him to 9th in the lineup.

Twins have a logjam of guys that need to hit 9th. Dozier should get a couple games off to get his legs back. Play Nunez at 2nd for a couple. Nunez always looks great after a week on the bench.

According to the Halos broadcast Santiago and Milone were ejected.

 

Why is Achter still in this ****ing game?

Because the logjam of quality starters is keeping him out of the rotation.