...and she don't read good.

You mean ... there is no discussion at hand?

Alright Jepsen.....let's see you wiggle your way out of this one.

 

V-Mart with an infield single....yes I just said that.

Brian Harper couldn't run fast enough to set off a first-gen motion detector with cataracts, and he got a few of those.   The odds are in your favor if you can put the ball in play.

Oh, Hicksie. 

 

Winnable game here, hope that doesn't blow it.  

 

Fk.

****ty play by Jepsen, ****ty play by Mauer, ****ty play by Hicks.....not the way teams in a playoff hunt play in the 9th.

Oops.

Sigh.

Outlaw the bullpen.

Way to go JEPSEN!!!

 

He was getting lucky in his previous appearances, so its all  evening out

Oh.  

 

Spoke too soon.

######ity #### #### ####

 

None of this happens if Jepsen just throws to first base in the air.

Just....

Awesome, just awesome.

Mauer catches the ball and it's man on 1st and one out. 

Season over

 

(reverse jinx is strong)

 

We are going to lose to these idiots.

There is a bit of that feeling tonight of the gas leaking out of the tank at the end of the competitive run in 2001.

This is what ****ing happens when you build such a garbage pen that you are forced to lean on the same 2-3 guys every night.

Great job Ryan. Great job.

 

Way to take a borderline playoff caliber team and refuse to do next to NOTHING to put them over the top.

Mauer catches the ball and it's man on 1st and one out.

Mauer's was a tough play, Jepsen's was not.

Somehow we'll have to split with the Angels.

Jepsens not a closer. 

 

He's a more wild, more strikeout version of Casey Fien

Hold it to one run. What does Rondon throw Sano on the first pitch?

Barring a comeback, 1/2 game out of WC.

 

Come ... back ... Mauer, Sano, Plouffe.

 

If they can't do it, who can?

Meh, just keepin' the team on its toes.

 

(Now get on yer toes, team!)

 

 

Mauer's was a tough play, Jepsen's was not.

Not that tough. 

Next

 

 

Mauer's was a tough play, Jepsen's was not.

I think the reverse. There you go, I guess.

 

you've been warned.

Like, flaming warned, or...

 

To quote Sir Charles: "This is turrible!"

 

 

Hold it to one run. What does Rondon throw Sano on the first pitch?

A belt high fastball right down the middle of the plate.

Yah, ve usta go by de old Yepsen place.  Sometimes for Sunday supper.  Everyt'ing dey served vas fat und in der middle uf der plate.