Since I've posted my view of the game the past two nights,I thought it would be fitting to post my view of tonight's game.

 

22 year old Bryce Harper hit hr #40 tonight. He will be a free agent in 2019 at 26 years old. G Stanton just got a $325 mill contract from the fish at 25.  Harper reaches FA in 2019, when the Twins sign him will the contract reach the $500 mill number? 

Will the Twins sign Harper when he reaches FA in 2019, or will his agent demand no less than $500 mill?

 

The answer, my friend, is not yes.

If I was a manufacturer of jock straps and/or cups I would send a text to Brian Dozier offering my expert services.

 

22 year old Bryce Harper hit hr #40 tonight. He will be a free agent in 2019 at 26 years old. G Stanton just got a $325 mill contract from the fish at 25.  Harper reaches FA in 2019, when the Twins sign him will the contract reach the $500 mill number? 

Whoa whoa whoa, sport!    Let's be realistic!    Where do you see Harper fitting in with our system-wide logjam of outfield talent?      DH/4th OF if Brooks Sano sticks at third?

Edited September 17, 201511 yr by LaBombo

It appears that my cat is bored with Santana throwing so many 3 ball counts.

 

Whoa whoa whoa, sport!    Let's be realistic!    Where do you see Harper fitting in with our system-wide logjam of outfield talent?    DH/4th OF if Sano can't play 3rd?

 

Torii will retire at the end of the 2018 season, so in 2019 Harper will take his place as the good club house guy and dance machine operator.  The rest will work itself out.

 

It appears that my cat is bored with Santana throwing so many 3 ball counts.

 

What gave it away?http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Cat-Bored.jpg

 

Torii will retire at the end of the 2018 season, so in 2019 Harper will take his place as the good club house guy and dance machine operator.  The rest will work itself out.

Now this thread is taking on the looks of a Game Thread!

 

If I was a manufacturer of jock straps and/or cups I would send a text to Brian Dozier offering my expert services.

 

This was the first game thread post I read tonight and I am going to take it as a sign not to read earlier posts see what led up to this.

 

This was the first game thread post I read tonight and I am going to take it as a sign not to read earlier posts see what led up to this.

I wrote it. Nothing led up to it. And nothing is going to come out of it. It's a black hole of a comment. Watch out, you might fall in. (Actually, I just can't get over how many times Dozier adjusts his f'ing cup!)

This gave it away. I know. A sleeping cat. Who would have guessed?

 

 

Torii will retire at the end of the 2018 season, so in 2019 Harper will take his place as the good club house guy and dance machine operator.  The rest will work itself out.

And for that much money, also the occasional 500 ft / 5 run pinch hit homer, one would hope.    But as long as the Pohlads are ok with the grandkids taking group polo lessons and the Twins scouts can assure of Harper's DJ/dry ice skills, I'm game for it.

What gave it away?http://thelaughingstork.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Cat-Bored.jpg

He's still a fan of the team though,as he's hugging my Twins blanket.

 

This was the first game thread post I read tonight and I am going to take it as a sign not to read earlier posts see what led up to this.

 

You have chosen... wisely.

 

http://fitnesspatterns.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Grail.jpg

Dozier just get a hit

 

 

I wrote it. Nothing led up to it. And nothing is going to come out of it. It's a black hole of a comment. Watch out, you might fall in. (Actually, I just can't get over how many times Dozier adjusts his f'ing cup!)

 

I never wore a cup playing baseball, and I was a catcher.

Wow they are going to lose this game as well!

 

I never wore a cup playing baseball, and I was a catcher.

How hard did your pitchers throw?

 

Edit: or perhaps you'll give the same reply you gave for your dog ...

 

Don't let that beard deceive you. It's a she.

Edited September 17, 201511 yr by always33

 

I never wore a cup playing baseball, and I was a catcher.

Exactly. What is the problem?

Okay, I'll stop now.

I'll never bring it up again.

I never wore a cup playing baseball, and I was a catcher.

A gambling man, I take it.

I wrote it. Nothing led up to it. And nothing is going to come out of it. It's a black hole of a comment. Watch out, you might fall in. (Actually, I just can't get over how many times Dozier adjusts his f'ing cup!)

Maybe someone put some liquid heat in his jock. Probably some group of nerds trying to get revenge on him for some reason.

A gambling man, I take it.

Tryin' to make a livin', and doin' the best i can...

 

Wait no...

 

Sorry, false alarm.

 

 

A gambling man, I take it.

 

My chest protector tapered at the bottom to give me sufficient coverage.

Gibby, what's the word on that brewing day?

Come on Lookouts...

 

1 run in, 5 to go in the 9th... Or 6. That wouldn't be bad either.

Here we go, 7th inning magic.

Come on Lookouts...

 

1 run in, 5 to go in the 9th... Or 6. That wouldn't be bad either.

Er... Maybe not.

 

Final score 7-2, Biloxi takes the first one.

in play, run(s) please.

 

 

Gibby, what's the word on that brewing day?

 

We've been brewing every Sunday. I told Bark last week, but the weather was nasty. We wont be doing it this Sunday, because we are going to the Vikings game. I'll call and ask if he wants to brew on Sat.

I turn it on just to catch the Sano double, yesssss!  C'mon Plouffe!