Yeah. It's a compliment to be said to have a rifle arm. I, at least, associate 12 gauge with shotguns. Which seems like a more scattered compliment to bestow...

 

_{^{/ A real gun expert can now tell me that 12 gauge rifles are a thing. Whatev.}}

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

"the" all.

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

"the" all.

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Damn, you beat me to the edit!!!        You're not as old as you let on!

 

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

I personally have quite the musket myself.

My, aren't we Mr. Specific.......ok, Hunter brought the Kalashnikov tonight, better?

I get it!

 

Hunter... guns.

 

That's funny.

 

And forgive my ignorance, but is the Kalashnikov um, aka um... ak... 57? (No that's Heinz...) 47? yeah, that's it, right?

 

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

Hunter is not always accurate, Hicks usually is, and Rosario is accurate and precise.

 

Damn, you beat me to the edit!!!        You're not as old as you let on!

I knew you'd edit, thus the non-quote.

 

Cagey that way, am I.

And those who say "a cannon for an arm" must be referring to terrible accuracy!

Touche. (Presumably with an epee, which is even more accurate!)

 

I personally have quite the musket myself.

Come to think of it, Ben Revere has a derringer for an arm.

 

I get it!

Hunter... guns.

That's funny.

And forgive my ignorance, but is the Kalashnikov um, aka um... ak... 57? (No that's Heinz...) 47? yeah, that's it, right?

I prefer HP myself.

I personally have quite the musket myself.

Many's the time I heard "there goes Ol' Blunderbuss" as I headed to RF...

They did a nice rendition of "God Bless America" at Yankee stadium   

"the" all.

 

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Isn't it the awl?

 

At least it's one way to acquire a holier than thou status...

The HP ump has called an extremely good game tonight, by my eyes.  Maybe missed a high breaking ball strike to Sano, and a running FB from Santana that handcuffed Zuke.

 

Otherwise...pretty darn good zone.

 

Many's the time I've heard "there goes Ol' Blunderbuss" as I headed to RF...

I have an air rifle of an arm.

Ben Revere has a Blunderbuss for an arm!

What's going on Chi Town? Hot cocoa # 6? Getting kinda cocoa-ed up?

 

The HP ump has called an extremely good game tonight, by my eyes.  Maybe missed a high breaking ball strike to Sano, and a running FB from Santana that handcuffed Zuke.

 

Otherwise...pretty darn good zone.

Concur

Switched to the Texas game and immediately they got the first hit   No more no-no.....

 

Ben Revere has a Blunderbuss for an arm!

Ok, what were the opening odds on the word Blunderbuss being used twice in tonight's game thread?

 

2-1?

3-1?

DANNY VALENCIA, YOU ARE SO NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many's the time I heard "there goes Ol' Blunderbuss" as I headed to RF...

My nickname was Scud.

How do you comfort an English teacher?

Tickle their dangling participle.

A rejuvenated Hunter for a month goes a long way.

Not if Dozier continues to spiral down into "bad Hunter" territory.

Micah Johnson's not allowed to make that play at 2B, is he? It's the 7th inning, for goodness sake!

 

My nickname was Scud.

I think that oughta do it.

I'm just glad I spelled them all correctly.......Chief would have been insufferable 

I credit spell checker.

 

What was this about insufferability?

 

I don't think a post of mine will ever change that, and i wouldn't have it any other way.

Dammit, Dick!!!!!

 

I wanted God Bless America. Don't tease me like that and leave me hanging with a Fischer Nuts promo!!!!

 

I think that oughta do it.

unlikely.

Jason Tyner had a "Mazooka Marshmallow Bazooka" for an arm.