On the road, at night, through Royal infested um, waters.

 

ftfm.

 

Temptation to complete/adapt the quotes too great...

 

"You know what that sound is?.... Those are the shrieking Royals. Don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when their about to walk off."

 

"They don't get beaten by the Royals at this time. The Royals don't get 'em. I'm explaining to you because you look nervous."

 

Mama said there'd be games like this, there'd be games like this...

 

Now back to your regularly scheduled slumbers... Excepting perhaps those on the far side of the Pacific.

I think the ump just wanted to see Sano hit that homerun.

 

Now, hope to see Sano back in the lineup Friday, take the weekend series in Chicago, and come home with a winning road trip.

 

He's Wilford Brimley without the sexy.

 

Wasn't he umping third last night?

Decided this morning to look at some of comments on Sano's blast, holy cow, 38 pages. Has to be a record. Twins Daily staff needs to immortalize this thread.

 

I think the ump just wanted to see Sano hit that homerun.

Now, hope to see Sano back in the lineup Friday, take the weekend series in Chicago, and come home with a winning road trip.

Can't wait for that series ... since I live there. Am gonna try for all three games. With the Sox sucking as they have, and football season here, I'm hoping for a very nice choice of seats.

Wasn't he umping third last night?

He can't work homeplate two nights in a row because he'd blow out his vocal chords

 

When you get to Chief's prom story you can skip over to p. 6 or 7.

 

I had to check - it's all your fault.

 

I had to forward it to my dad because it's right up his alley.  It won't make his jokes any better (and they can't possibly get any worse), but at least they will be different.

Game Thread, Twins @ Royals, 9/9 @ 7:10 pm CT: The Thread That Wouldn't Die...

 

Yeah.

Last time i checked, Pitcher and Catcher are also infielders.

You need 6 to complete the set... Battery included.

I always thought there were 4 distinct groups - pitchers, catchers, infielders, and daisy-pickers (or outfielders, depending on the age group)

 

I know, the game is over. I should move on with my life.  Only 30 pages to go and I'll be caught up.

With the Sox sucking football season here, I'm hoping for a very nice choice of

seats.

You can probably get seats behind (or in front of) second base.

 

You can probably get seats behind (or in front of) second base.

With the way the Sox players tend to throw the ball around, anywhere but behind the home plate screen is probably taking your life in your hands.

 

When you get to Chief's prom story you can skip over to p. 6 or 7.

 

 

I missed the early part of the thread - did his Dad let him borrow the covered wagon? 

 

I missed the early part of the thread - did his Dad let him borrow the covered wagon? 

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