Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 9/2 @ 5:10 pm Pac time (7:10pm CT time) Journeyman Edition

[Hrbowski]

Nice pitchers duel going. Think both adults were consenting?

[Riverbrian]

 

Changing eye levels...

 

DON"T DO IT!!!

 

Seriously... Leave them where they are.

 

If you think it's hard getting dates now. It'll only get worse. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

Nice pitchers duel going. Think both adults were consenting?

Adults?.......................where?

[Hrbowski]

That pitch was low.

[ScrapTheNickname]

In anticipation to Sano's next dinger,

Asterisk: Add one B-Ring shot in Tampa Bay to the total.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

how's this for comparison, from MLB.com on Sano being Rookie of the Month, talk about being in elite company, wow;

 

 

Entering, Wednesday, the Dominican Republic native led AL rookies this year in on-base percentage (.403) and slugging percentage (.608). Among right-handed hitters in their age-22 season, only Hall of Famers Joe DiMaggio (.673 in 1937) and Jimmie Foxx (.637 in '30) posted a higher slugging percentage.

That's worth BOLD.

[David HK]

Rosario might go down swinging helplessly again, but I just like the look of him in the box.  He means business, dangerous business up there.  In contast, I just wish Poof weren't such a Charlie Brown-lookin' mofo up there.  I dunno.  It's a psyche thing.  Maybe if he went up there snarling for a change, he could get out of his funk.  Jeepers, gotta earn your way to hitting in the 3 hole.

[Platoon]

Lionel Richie and Diana Ross had a major hit in the 80's with the tune Endless Love.

 

The Song was actually written by Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles. They were inspired to write it after they played a game of Tennis.

 

I really wanted to like this, but I just could lower my standards that far! :)

[Hrbowski]

Milone is better than Mariano Rivera, according to the Hawk.

[Squirrel]

I think it's "I know you are but what am I"?

I'm rubber, you're glue ...

[Squirrel]

Please, please, PLEASE do not put in Fien.

[Hrbowski]

What if somebody named there kid Hypothetical Scenario?

[DaveW]

The hate shown towards plouffe is perplexing to say the least.

[Squirrel]

What if somebody named there kid Hypothetical Scenario?

That'd be grounds for parental emancipation.

[jimbo92107]

This is why it's nice to have a guy like Milone. This outing saves the bullpen from a lot of work.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Every Twins player has been hated this year for one reason or another and then either the player became better and thus got accolades followed, or the player tanked (Schaffer, etc.) and was removed from our consciousness. We are a bunch of know-it-alls. Admit it.

[Riverbrian]

 

What if somebody named there kid Hypothetical Scenario?

 

Signing his name to documents would be painstaking because of length and challenged frequently for legitimacy. 

[Squirrel]

That almost took off a toe.

[stringer bell]

Hey, nice job by Tommy Milone!

[Riverbrian]

 

The hate shown towards plouffe is perplexing to say the least.

 

Yeah... But When you consider the entire package... Halsey's an alright guy. 

[jimbo92107]

Esco chases Rodon. Second half the game now begins.

[Riverbrian]

 

This is why it's nice to have a guy like Milone. This outing saves the bullpen from a lot of work.

 

I've been laughing because I can't help recall that we got him from the A's for Sam Fuld and we got Sam Fuld off waivers after the A's cut him. 

 

It's like Billy Beane said indirectly... "Here Ya Go". 

[Hrbowski]

It seems kinda cruel that Petricka should play for the Sox.

[Hrbowski]

White Sox baseball...

[ScrapTheNickname]

All players named Tyler suck,

except Duffey.

[Riverbrian]

 

It seems kinda cruel that Petricka should play for the Sox.

 

It's Cruel for all of them. 

 

Mainly because you can smell Gary Indiana from the stadium. 

[Pius Jefferson]

Among other concerns. A lack of a good fifth hitter worries me. Ideally Brian Dozier might be the choice but until Hicks returns he should be hitting lead-off.

[Puckett34]

#WhiteSoxBaseball

[Craig Arko]

Who was it that said the White Sox would contend this year?

[jimbo92107]

There was the super-goofy error we were all waiting to see. Amazing!