Game Thread: Twins vs. Astros 8-29 6:10 PM

[Riverbrian]

 

... behold the approach of the Pail Rider, and buckets of rain shall follow him.

 

And So It Was Later... As the Miller Told His Tale. That her Face at first just Ghostly.

 

Turned a Whiter Shade of Pale. 

[DiscGolfer]

 

 

 

He May be doing too much thinking up there.

 

 

don't think I've ever been accused of doing this

[Riverbrian]

 

But did a wild cat begin to howl outside in the cold distance?

 

Nope... That Puppy was Growling

[Vanimal46]

Might have to settle for part-time help on weekends. How can I help?

Well LaBombo the games going on and the hot take level is too low right now.

[JB_Iowa]

Great way to handle that pop-up, boys.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

And So It Was Later... As the Miller Told His Tale. That her Face at first just Ghostly.

 

Turned a Whiter Shade of Pale. 

Also see Kafka's short story, "The Bucket Rider."

[blairpaul715]

It happened at Metrodome and now at Target Field, but why more to us than the other team, i swear we lose more than the visiting teams do, or maybe i just notice it when we do it LOL

[twinsnorth49]

Somebody needs to do something about that damn sky hey Dick/Roy.

[DiscGolfer]

 

It happened at Metrodome and now at Target Field, but why more to us than the other team, i swear we lose more than the visiting teams do, or maybe i just notice it when we do it LOL

Seems like it was more of an advantage for us in the dome, other teams had lots of trouble there

[Riverbrian]

 

He simply doesn't seem ready to hit at this level, frankly.

I'm just being frank.

His defense is stellar, and I'm being frank about that, too.

 

Frankly... You Can't Be Serious

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Also see Kafka's short story, "The Bucket Rider."

Is there a hole in the bucket, dear Liza?

[LaBombo]

 

Bunting to beat a shift w/2 outs, runner on third, pitcher with 1 hit in 2 games. .. i dunno.

You're entirely right about the situation; it's just that I reached my seasonal quota of bunts when Buxton handed a DP to Conger and the Astros with his 375 mm bomb to right field.

[sane]

Danny Santana has his 2014 swing back. Two homers today and hitting .308.

[twinsnorth49]

 

You're entirely right about the situation; it's just that I reached my seasonal quota of bunts when Buxton handed a DP to Conger and the Astros with his 375 mm bomb to right field.

Metric? Better translate.

[Vanimal46]

Danny Santana has his 2014 swing back. Two homers today and hitting .308.

Okay the hot take meter is rising.....

[twinsnorth49]

safe

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Should i be thinking of food?

 

I decided to miss the start of the game in getting lumber and hardware for a bit o' low level carpentry i've been putting off for months...

 

And now i get to put it off a little longer for want of a drill bit of appropriate size.

 

Oh, is Brian out or safe?

[DiscGolfer]

Nice! I didn't think he made that at first.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

safe

Well played sir.

 

Before i finished asking it...

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Frankly... You Can't Be Serious

As serious as strike out.

[LaBombo]

 

Metric? Better translate.

Oh!!!

 

 

Canada!!!!

 

 

We stand on guard for thine 37.5 cm (15 inch) moonshot!

[Riverbrian]

 

Should i be thinking of food?

I decided to miss the start of the game in getting lumber and hardware for a bit o' low level carpentry i've been putting off for months...

And now i get to put it off a little longer for want of a drill bit of appropriate size.

Oh, is Brian out or safe?

 

I'm indoors and Safe to my knowledge

 

 

 

Or did you mean Dozier?

[Platoon]

I just wasted some time doing some math.

T. Hunter is now hitting .163 since June 30.

.163.

You should re figure, I don't think he is hitting anywhere near that!

[ScrapTheNickname]

The heart of the Twins order has one ventricle clogged.

[LaBombo]

 

Should i be thinking of food?

 

 

Yes, unless you're doing something that would be edited from a nature show if people were animals.

[Riverbrian]

Escobar was clearly not looking curve

[glunn]

This Fiers guy seems wily.  

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm indoors and Safe to my knowledge

 

 

 

Or did you mean Dozier?

Yes.

 

But it's still good to know.

[twinsnorth49]

How has anyone not caught up to that yet?

[Riverbrian]

 

This Fiers guy seems wily.  

 

GLORM!!!

 

How you Doing?

 

Now you type... "I don't know how I'm doing it... I Just open my mouth... Pour the beer in... and after that... it's just magic I Guess".