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Game Thread: Twins vs. Astros 8-29 6:10 PM

Vanimal46

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jimbo92107 Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Well, maybe I should cough up my faux pho recipe. Nothing too complicated.

 

Package of Ramen, doesn't matter what kind. Break the noodles inside the package, so you don't have to cut them with a spoon later.

 

Locate a Jethro Bowl. That's the size used by Jethro Clampett in Beverly Hillbillies. Into that bowl/bucket throw a couple handfuls of mixed frozen veggies, the smashed noodles, the spice packet and enough water to get about an inch from the top.

 

At this point you can spice to taste, but what I add is a couple squirts of oyster sauce, sriracha, and soy sauce (Kimlan, baby). Then a few shakes of Chinese five spice, some chopped onions, and a little granulated garlic.

 

Last part is the meat, which for me is either frozen chicken or that fake crab stuff. Nuke the whole mess for about 7 minutes, however long it takes to boil.

 

This will make four servings, or one big serving that will add about 5 pounds to your disgusting, unforgivable gut.

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Can't rosario bunt here?

He should not bunt it in the fourth,

he should not bunt it to the north,

 

he should not bunt it in the air,

he should not bunt it anywhere,

 

I don't like bunting, Molitor,

Stop it now, or out the door.

 

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Jham GCL Twins

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He should not bunt it in the fourth,

he should not bunt it to the north,

 

he should not bunt it in the air,

he should not bunt it anywhere,

 

I don't like bunting, Molitor,

Stop it now, or out the door.

 

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Bunting to beat a shift w/2 outs, runner on third, pitcher with 1 hit in 2 games. .. i dunno.

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Well, maybe I should cough up my faux pho recipe. Nothing too complicated.

 

Package of Ramen, doesn't matter what kind. Break the noodles inside the package, so you don't have to cut them with a spoon later.

 

Locate a Jethro Bowl. That's the size used by Jethro Clampett in Beverly Hillbillies. Into that bowl/bucket throw a couple handfuls of mixed frozen veggies, the smashed noodles, the spice packet and enough water to get about an inch from the top.

 

At this point you can spice to taste, but what I add is a couple squirts of oyster sauce, sriracha, and soy sauce (Kimlan, baby). Then a few shakes of Chinese five spice, some chopped onions, and a little granulated garlic.

 

Last part is the meat, which for me is either frozen chicken or that fake crab stuff. Nuke the whole mess for about 7 minutes, however long it takes to boil.

 

This will make four servings, or one big serving that will add about 5 pounds to your disgusting, unforgivable gut.

 

I'm in... I'll give it a shot

 

However... Those Sauces kinda scare me. 

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Smalley predicting Pelfrey and Boyer to be followed by JR Graham, so look for a black horse to appear.   That's what the Book of Revelation says will happen when the third seal is broken.

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Smalley predicting Pelfrey and Boyer to be followed by JR Graham, so look for a black horse to appear.   That's what the Book of Revelation says will happen when the third seal is broken.

 

Two Riders were approaching and the Wind Began to Howl

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Buxton is slumping because he's off a beat. He's been consistently late of late. 

 

He May be doing too much thinking up there.

 

I would never recommend not having a plan at the plate... But Buxton... Just may need to let his natural instincts take over and just react and don't think. 

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LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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I wonder when Blaine Boyer will finally get busted for throwing spit balls in plain sight for the whole year...

Let's hope that when he does, a cordless orbital sander will fall out of his pocket.

 

Umpire:  "Was that a Mouse in your pocket, or are you just sort of 'meh' to see me?"

 

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ScrapTheNickname GCL Twins

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Buxton is slumping because he's off a beat. He's been consistently late of late. 

 

He May be doing too much thinking up there.

 

I would never recommend not having a plan at the plate... But Buxton... Just may need to let his natural instincts take over and just react and don't think. 

He simply doesn't seem ready to hit at this level, frankly.

I'm just being frank.

His defense is stellar, and I'm being frank about that, too.

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