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LOL

 

Got up to get Ice Cream

 

Turns out I left the oven on

 

 

I checked the instructions on the box. They say nothing about post heating.

Excellent!

 

I bet they don't say anything about washing dishes or picking vegetables off the floor.

 

But it reminds me of my mild pet peeve/"if ever i run a movie theater" idea:

 

Put on the exits a sign to the effect of "don't forget to turn your phones back on." and one of the reasons i loved the post credits thing from Imaginarium of Dr. Parnasus...

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Smalley's half-hearted explanation of how May's exile to the bullpen could make him a better starter next year drew the same response from me that Pat Morita's goofy sayings earned from Nicolas Cage in Honeymoon in Vegas:    "That.... really does me no good at all, but thanks".

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-IFkrv2LdEQ/hqdefault.jpg

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Excellent!I bet they don't say anything about washing dishes or picking vegetables off the floor.But it reminds me of my mild pet peeve/"if ever i run a movie theater" idea:Put on the exits a sign to the effect of "don't forget to turn your phones back on." and one of the reasons i loved the post credits thing from Imaginarium of Dr. Parnasus...

Except that most people don't turn them off to begin with.

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 Some bastardized form of Hamburger Helper IIRC.

 

Does just fine on its own...http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2013/07/10/cebc23e7-1c4d-11e3-9918-005056850598/resize/620x465/638522cdb3724dd4d1a27383a9d78835/006_QUAID_THEN.jpg

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Except that most people don't turn them off to begin with.

 

Yeah I didn't... I then saw the instruction and turned my phone off while trying to turn it back on. 

 

I spent the next day wondering why my phone wasn't ringing. 

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All the sudden the back end of the bullpen looks... Royals-esque.

 

I am done trying to make any predictions about this team this year.

 

Now that Brian has explored Hamburger Helper and Hungry Man, I am looking forward to his future review of Ramon noodles.  I am having a lot of college memories.

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Does just fine on its own...http://cbsnews2.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2013/07/10/cebc23e7-1c4d-11e3-9918-005056850598/resize/620x465/638522cdb3724dd4d1a27383a9d78835/006_QUAID_THEN.jpg

 

My favorite line from that movie

 

After

 

"But Daddy says i'm the best".  

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I am done trying to make any predictions about this team this year.

 

Now that Brian has explored Hamburger Helper and Hungry Man, I am looking forward to his future review of Ramon noodles.  I am having a lot of college memories.

Didn't Ramon Noodles have a much more famous younger brother?

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I am done trying to make any predictions about this team this year.

 

Now that Brian has explored Hamburger Helper and Hungry Man, I am looking forward to his future review of Ramon noodles.  I am having a lot of college memories.

 

My wife is at the cabin. I can have whatever I want. I cant think of anything I really want.

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I am done trying to make any predictions about this team this year.

 

Now that Brian has explored Hamburger Helper and Hungry Man, I am looking forward to his future review of Ramon noodles.  I am having a lot of college memories.

 

I lived in Grand Forks for 25 years. Home of Marilyn Hagerty

 

As a matter of fact... I know Marilyn... She's a great Old Lady. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Hagerty

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I am done trying to make any predictions about this team this year.

 

Now that Brian has explored Hamburger Helper and Hungry Man, I am looking forward to his future review of Ramon noodles.  I am having a lot of college memories.

Actually, I've got a great Ramen recipe that I call "Faux Pho." I will reveal this secret next game, if I remember.

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I lived in Grand Forks for 25 years. Home of Marilyn Hagerty

 

As a matter of fact... I know Marilyn... She's a great Old Lady. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Hagerty

Did her son in law, Dale Sandstrom recommend you for the job in GR? :)

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