It makes me bristle every time I have to suffer through this stupid ****ing song during a baseball game.

I remember in Yankee stadium when the ushers would refuse to let you leave the aisle/section during God bless America to take a piss or grab a beer. Because nothing says freedom like "sit your ass down and listen to this 1910 recording of Kate Smith singing!!!!!!!l"

I wasn't paying attention... was the Rosario incident something like this?

 

"I have eaten

Rosario

who was in

the icebox

 

and which

you were probably

saving

for the travel game

 

Forgive me

he was delicious

so sweet

and so cold"

 

-Sabathia

 

(er... something something, dot's poetry corner)

 

I remember in Yankee stadium when the ushers would refuse to let you leave the aisle/section during God bless America to take a piss or grab a beer. Because nothing says freedom like "sit your ass down and listen to this 1910 recording of Kate Smith singing!!!!!!!l"

Are you serious?

 

Please don't be serious.

 

 

 

 

 

They've driven seven spikes into my head... Still Singing. 

 

God Bless (Only) America.

 

Implied.

There are a lot of people who regularly say prayers for members of our military serving overseas. I've always thought that it makes more sense to pray for the enemy because if you want divine intervention that's where it would do the most good.

Why is O'Rourke facing these righties?

Are you serious?

 

Please don't be serious.

not only am I serious but there are several articles on the subject. They eventually stopped with the gestapo tactics once they roughed up an ignorant and innocent opposing teams fan.

Edited August 19, 201511 yr by DaveW

I get the Yankees embracing being the villain, but a full-out Vaudeville villain's mustache?  I dunno... 

 

There are a lot of people who regularly say prayers for members of our military serving overseas. I've always thought that it makes more sense to pray for the enemy because if you want divine intervention that's where it would do the most good.

Patton:  Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country.

 

You win a war by making the other poor SOB die for HIS country.

Let's have Mr. Ryan hit into a DP, shall we?

 

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It's like watching freakin' Mike Meyers in the Halloween movies...

 

They've driven seven spikes into my head... Still Singing. 

Three fewer than I drove into my head listening.

This isn't going to end well

Should I assume this will be tied up soon?

His glove hand is shaking when it shows a close up of him.

Ah, the bullpen, good times.

Should I assume this will be tied up soon?

getting out of this inning only tied will be a minor miracle

Up 4-1 in the seventh, 2 on, no outs.  Anyone else think the season is on the line here?  Not just me?

 

Should I assume this will be tied up soon?

Tied?

 

Optimism...me likee!

now time for a DP and get outta this

Tied?

 

Optimism...me likee!

+1

I'm just going to go and...

 

Do literally anything else.

 

Are you serious?

 

Please don't be serious.

 

This post just got me thinking in another direction.

 

Yes I'm Serious and Don't Call me Shirley... Just may be the greatest movie line every written. 

 

 

 

Caption contest.

 

Go!

The real reason Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

or throw it at his head, keep 'em moving

Paging anyone with half a set to pitch against the big bad Yankees. Sheesh

Ever wondered what it looks like to see a man implode in front of 30,000 people?

I like Ryan.  I think he can help the Twins.  But right now he looks like he wants to pee and puke at the same time.

Is Trevor May available tonight? Serious question. 

If all else fails throw it at his head.