Drew Butera as a reliever.

Tommy John surgery.

Nick Punto's head first slides.

Bert's birthday countdown.

The Wave in stadiums.

A shot to the groin.

Herpes.... in the 2nd year of marriage.

Aids

Breakups

The Packers(Yes i'm a Vikes fan)

 

Seriously I'd rather have kept Hendriks and sent Blackie down...Please P.J come back soon!

Rebecca Black

Chris Hawkey

Broken condoms

Juliette Lewis

Rube Chat

Juan Castro and Luis Rivas knife fighting in the infield.

Chris Hawkey

Whoa....lets not get crazy. Herpes, AIDS, Joe Mays are all fine, but not even Blackburn is worthy of that blow!

Juan Castro and Luis Rivas knife fighting in the infield.

 

That sounds awesome! Are there tickets to that? Please tell me there is still tickets?!

Joe Mays

The Twins medical staff

Telly Hughes' elocution

LaPanta's hairpiece believability

I'd rather be the photographer on a combined Matt Capps/Prince Fielder shoot for ESPN's "The Body" issue than see Nick Blackburn get another start in a Twins uniform.

Betty Jean

Dane Cook.

Death

Dental work without anesthetic.

Coomdog all star

A Robby interview

Paul Allen

 

Being enrolled in Second Mile a decade ago

A flesh eating bacteria, starting in your groin...

Pitcherpotamus

 

Nachos Bell Grande

Some of these posts are hilarious. But I do feel bad for Blackburn. He seemed to be doing well in spring training then the wheels came off the hot dog. I think that he has been trying his best and feels terrible that he is letting the team down. I remember when Blackburn was a valuable contributor, and I keep hoping that he will find his groove. That said, I agree with those who feel that he needs to be replaced in the rotation.

Jonathan Sanchez. (Literally.)

Robinson Cano's father

Jerry Sandusky.

Kicking someone when they're down.

Ganging up and piling on.

Trying to be clever and funny and being neither.

Saying someone is worse than pandemic diseases or despicable pedophiles because he hasn't performed as well as you'd like at a game.

 

Did I do that right?

Cdog's sense of humor

I agree that references to aids and Sandusky go too far, but when you make $4.75M and pitch the way he has, there's nothing wrong with letting the fans vent their frustration with some heckling. That goes with the territory of being a big-leaguer.

Bill Smith as GM

 

Delmon Young

 

Nick Punto bunting

 

3rd catchers taking a roster spot

 

13th or 14th pitchers on a 25 man roster.

 

4 man rotation

 

midget wrestling

Blackburn...no one wants to be in his pants right now (lifted from Juan Rincon).

The Power Trip Morning Show

Nick's taste in movies and music

Lev's humility

When it's raining out and the bottom of your jeans get wet for the rest of the day.

BYTO getting shut down.