Headline on the front sports page in this morning's Reno Gazette-Journal:

 

"Cespedes to Mets, Jepsen dealt to Twins"

 

Now who's looking like a big-time trader, hmmmm? Kudos, Terry Ryan.

 

/ OK, full disclosure: Jepsen went to high school in Reno, and the full headline was "Cespedes to Mets, Reno's Jepsen dealt to Twins". Gotta love small town newspapers.

I was working in the lab late one night,

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.

For my GM, began to rise,

And suddenly to my surprise.

 

We made a splash,

We made a deadline splash.

The Deadline Splash.

It was a ballyard smash.

+1, Crarko. You win the Internets.

+1, Crarko. You win the Internets.

Nonconcur. He's in the lead, but there's a lot of season left.

+1, Crarko. You win the Internets.

I'm going for catch and release.

It was the splash of a turd dropping into the toilet.

It was the splash of a turd dropping into the toilet.

Gotta trust an expert.

We did make a splash.

 

Just a very, very small one. Not too different than a pebble falling into a pond.

We did make a splash.

 

Just a very, very small one. Not too different than a pebble falling into a pond.

So you're predicting a far-reaching ripple effect?