July 18, 201511 yr This is a perfect example of why spell check is an insidious device. I have let my usual nimble brain atrophy to the point where I can't tell a tasty treat from square miles of finely ground rock! I yearn for the bygone days of yesteryear, when men were men, and women were women, and Bigfoot was Sasquatch, and the Webster was law! .Lol ... the trick I learned in grammar school was the one you want two of is the one with 2 s's. You're welcome.
July 18, 201511 yr I might add, that any male making a comment on his significant others ability to make a tasty treat actually taste like the aforementioned square miles of finely ground rock, will have his post copied and forwarded to the aggrieved.
July 18, 201511 yr Mine are still here. I hate West Coast games.I work tonight so will have the game on my computer. Will get home around 11, so will watch to the end.
July 18, 201511 yr I might add, that any male making a comment on his significant others ability to make a tasty treat actually taste like the aforementioned square miles of finely ground rock, will have his post copied and forwarded to the aggrieved. Ummm ...
July 18, 201511 yr Lol ... the trick I learned in grammar school was the one you want two of is the one with 2 s's. You're welcome. This could explain why I was in the third grade for several years. My mom always told me it was because the teacher liked me so much!
July 18, 201511 yr I might add, that any male making a comment on his significant others ability to make a tasty treat actually taste like the aforementioned square miles of finely ground rock, will have his post copied and forwarded to the aggrieved. Calvin Coolidge on the cooking of his wife, Grace: GRACE'S COOKINGGrace Coolidge did all the cooking and housework in their home. Coolidge used to drop one of her biscuits on the floor and stamp his foot to emphasize the thud. He said they were awful hard. The first time Grace made an apple pie, it came out tough. After she offered it to a couple of her friends, he asked them: "Don't you think the road commissioner would be willing to pay my wife something for her recipe for pie crust?"
July 18, 201511 yr If the Twins have a second half similar to their excellent 49-40 first half, they will.. finish 98-80.Before the season, most predicting 80 losses would have been considered optimistic. Now it would be a disappointment.
July 18, 201511 yr Wow! Woo- hoo!! I'm glad he's on our team! The question always remains, tho-- why do opposing pitchers ever throw anything above the belt to our guy? I'm glad they still do... Way to go, All-Star-- good start to the 2nd half!
July 18, 201511 yr You split a desert??? Which one? The Gobi? The Mojave? Or maybe the Kalahari? Wow! Cool! tee hee <snark snark snark> tee heeI love a good Gobi, the one with the caramel sauce...
July 18, 201511 yr Before the season, most predicting 80 losses would have been considered optimistic. Now it would be a disappointment.not with 98 wins.
July 18, 201511 yr Wow! Woo- hoo!! I'm glad he's on our team! The question always remains, tho-- why do opposing pitchers ever throw anything above the belt to our guy? I'm glad they still do... Way to go, All-Star-- good start to the 2nd half!hes short, small strike zone
July 18, 201511 yr So nice to see a Twins pitcher toss a scoreless first.This is such a nice year of getting nice things that we've been missing for too long now. It feels so.... fresh!
July 18, 201511 yr A little dicey in the bottom of the third, but Santana pitches around a Dozier error and two scratch hits. 1-0 after 3. CBU.
July 18, 201511 yr Twins escape a jam in bottom 3rd Ervin Santana got Bigfoot to pop out to Plouffe with the bases loaded.
July 18, 201511 yr Twins escape a jam in bottom 3rd Ervin Santana got Bigfoot to pop out to Plouffe with the bases loaded. Woops, i missed something. I didn't realized Bigfoot was an A...
July 18, 201511 yr Fly Ball Phil has an air out partner. Santana has no walks or strikeouts and only one ground ball through four innings. Twins 1-0 after four. CBU.
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