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Squirrel GOAT

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This is a perfect example of why spell check is an insidious device. I have let my usual nimble brain atrophy to the point where I can't tell a tasty treat from square miles of finely ground rock! I yearn for the bygone days of yesteryear, when men were men, and women were women, and Bigfoot was Sasquatch, and the Webster was law! :).

Lol ... the trick I learned in grammar school was the one you want two of is the one with 2 s's. You're welcome. :)

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The 2nd half of the season begins tonight in Oakland. All I've ever wanted was for games in September to mean something and so far so good… it's looking like September just might mean something after

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If the Twins have a second half similar to their excellent 49-40 first half, they will..   finish 98-80.

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I'll take it. Because that means they at least played in the World Series! MATH!

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I might add, that any male making a comment on his significant others ability to make a tasty treat actually taste like the aforementioned square miles of finely ground rock, will have his post copied and forwarded to the aggrieved. :)

Ummm ...

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Lol ... the trick I learned in grammar school was the one you want two of is the one with 2 s's. You're welcome. :)

This could explain why I was in the third grade for several years. My mom always told me it was because the teacher liked me so much!
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I might add, that any male making a comment on his significant others ability to make a tasty treat actually taste like the aforementioned square miles of finely ground rock, will have his post copied and forwarded to the aggrieved. :)

Calvin Coolidge on the cooking of his wife, Grace:

 

 

GRACE'S COOKING

Grace Coolidge did all the cooking and housework in their home. Coolidge used to drop one of her biscuits on the floor and stamp his foot to emphasize the thud. He said they were awful hard. The first time Grace made an apple pie, it came out tough. After she offered it to a couple of her friends, he asked them: "Don't you think the road commissioner would be willing to pay my wife something for her recipe for pie crust?"

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If the Twins have a second half similar to their excellent 49-40 first half, they will..

 

finish 98-80.

Before the season, most predicting 80 losses would have been considered optimistic.  Now it would be a disappointment. 

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