Game Thread: Twins@Brewers 6/27/2015 11:10am PT (1:10pm CT) Pinch Hit Edition

[Hrbowski]

Got him swinging!

[USAFChief]

 

Where's Chitown? We need her to yell, "GET! HIM! OUT!"

You couldn't hear her?

[USAFChief]

An insurance run or three wouldn't suck.

[stringer bell]

 

I think it was just one of those nights for May.  Didn't appear injured, couldn't put the ball where he wanted, hurt himself badly by turning a double play ball into a huge error.

The bad outing puts a bulls-eye on May's back. If he is ineffective next time out, I would guess Santana will take his spot.

[stringer bell]

I haven't seen much of the Twins in the last 3-4 days, but I'm sensing that Rosario is in a bit of a snag.

[Circus Boy]

 

You couldn't hear her?

 

Y'know, she sounds younger than her years.

[stringer bell]

 

 

I haven't seen much of the Twins in the last 3-4 days, but I'm sensing that Rosario is in a bit of a snag.

Also, Dozier's over .270? Less than a week ago, he had dropped into the .250s. Give that young man an All-Star berth!

[USAFChief]

What do Joe Mauer, Torii Hunter, Brian Dozier, Kennys Vargas, Trevor Plouffe, Kurt Suzuki, Shane Robinson, Eduardo Nunez, and Aaron Hicks have in common?

[USAFChief]

 

Y'know, she sounds younger than her years.

Yeah, but that's a pretty low bar to jump.  

 

//ducks//

[Craig Arko]

What do Joe Mauer, Torii Hunter, Brian Dozier, Kennys Vargas, Trevor Plouffe, Kurt Suzuki, Shane Robinson, Eduardo Nunez, and Aaron Hicks have in common?

Protruding forks?

[USAFChief]

 

Protruding forks?

possibly, but not the answer I was looking for.

[USAFChief]

Make it look easy, Santana.

[Craig Arko]

possibly, but not the answer I was looking for.

The check is in the mail?

[USAFChief]

4-2 thru 8.  CBU.

 

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

What do Joe Mauer, Torii Hunter, Brian Dozier, Kennys Vargas, Trevor Plouffe, Kurt Suzuki, Shane Robinson, Eduardo Nunez, and Aaron Hicks have in common?

Have vowels in their first names?

 

Took a photo with Gardy last season?

 

Dislike chocolate milk?

[USAFChief]

Anyone else find the KFC ad rather...disturbing?

[Circus Boy]

 

What do Joe Mauer, Torii Hunter, Brian Dozier, Kennys Vargas, Trevor Plouffe, Kurt Suzuki, Shane Robinson, Eduardo Nunez, and Aaron Hicks have in common?

 

They are all Rastafarians?

[USAFChief]

 

Have vowels in their first names?

Took a photo with Gardy last season?

Dislike chocolate milk?

Yes, but not the answer I was looking for.

 

Probably.  Not the answer I was looking for.

 

Nobody dislikes chocolate milk.  Not the answer I was looking for.

[Hrbowski]

Hunter must be angry today.

[Craig Arko]

They are all Rastafarians?

Sometimes the obvious is the hardest thing to spot.

[USAFChief]

 

They are all Rastafarians?

Shane Robinson??

 

uh...possibly, but not the answer I was looking for.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Torii!!!!

 

He's seen a lot of good pitches batting in front of Chris Herrmann today.

[Hrbowski]

 

What do Joe Mauer, Torii Hunter, Brian Dozier, Kennys Vargas, Trevor Plouffe, Kurt Suzuki, Shane Robinson, Eduardo Nunez, and Aaron Hicks have in common?

They all play for the Twins.

[USAFChief]

 

They all play for the Twins.

Yes, but no.

[Circus Boy]

 

What do Joe Mauer, Torii Hunter, Brian Dozier, Kennys Vargas, Trevor Plouffe, Kurt Suzuki, Shane Robinson, Eduardo Nunez, and Aaron Hicks have in common?

 

Second answer, Alex: "Who are people who've never been in my kitchen?"

[USAFChief]

 

Second answer, Alex: "Who are people who've never been in my kitchen?"

+20000000000 points for the SNL Jeopardy reference, but...

 

 

not the answer I was looking for.

[stringer bell]

You've got me hangin' Chief, what is the answer?

[Blake]

They are all batting less than .300?

[USAFChief]

You have until Perk nails this down to get the answer. Its baseball related.

[Hrbowski]

Do they all vote Republican?