Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 6/22 @ 7:00pm CT

[Riverbrian]

Mr. Ventura

 

You should probably think about a closed door meeting after the game.

 

This has been brutal

[Monkeypaws]

Wow, two extra bases for Buxton from what most players get.

 

I know it's just the White Sox, but coming out party tonight, the speed, the arm.

[SwainZag]

You could make a pretty long highlight video of the White Sox play while playing Benny Hill music after this one.......and I'd love every second of it.

[Craig Arko]

If the Twins score any more will it be ruled defensive indifference?

[ashbury]

 

How does a cat milk a strawberry?

 

[formerly33]

Okay ... Mauer decided to choose power. Fortunately, his average goes up with each home run he hits, so I think he chose wisely.

[Danchat]

Dang it, why'd I go to yesterday's game? I should have been here at this fantastic game!

 

I guess I did get to see the Cubs play, but still...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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My bad. I must remember.

 

Plouffe is not Dozier.

Plouffe is not Dozier.

Plouffe is not Dozier.

 

(Wait, how many times was i supposed to cut and paste it again?)

[twinsnorth49]

I gotta run so I'm calling this early

 

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[Guest]

 

Dang it, why'd I go to yesterday's game? I should have been here at this fantastic game!

 

I guess I did get to see the Cubs play, but still...

When in doubt, choose to attend the White Sox games.

[David HK]

 

The good news tonight is that the Twins typically OWN Danks, so I am guessing a 12-2 win by the Twins or a 2-1 loss.

Hmmmm... spake the pronosticator

[formerly33]

 

My bad. I must remember.

You mean ... this has happened before?! Were you that misinformed Bostonian who called Plouffe Dozier in that news article somebody shared a while back?

[Craig Arko]

Okay ... Mauer decided to choose power. Fortunately, his average goes up with each home run he hits, so I think he chose wisely.

[Riverbrian]

My bad. I must remember.Plouffe is not Dozier.Plouffe is not Dozier.Plouffe is not Dozier.(Wait, how many times was i supposed to cut and paste it again?)

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[USAFChief]

 

I gotta run so I'm calling this early

 

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If this goes south, we know who to blame.

[ashbury]

You could make a pretty long highlight video of the White Sox play while playing Benny Hill music after this one.......and I'd love every second of it.

The tune is called Yakety Sox.

[Blake]

I've never heard that much silence from Hawk.

 

The Chicago feed decided it was necessary to indulge in some masochism by replaying the Ramirez error.

 

I just about hit post during the pitching change and decided to wait, because I was sure there would be some sort of fielding issue by the Sox before the end of the inning.

 

I was not disappointed.

 

[David HK]

 

Wow, two extra bases for Buxton from what most players get.

 

I know it's just the White Sox, but coming out party tonight, the speed, the arm.

He chose the espn broadcast to do it on, too.  Nice work, young man.  Now, more about the Yankees...

[Hrbowski]

Anastasia Kobekina's performance of Gaspar Cassadó's Suite for solo cello was amazing, I would recommend that CRArko watch it.

[ashbury]

First multi hit game for Buxton??

Yes!!

 

_{^{/ A .120 BA coming in does not contain a lot of room for many multi-hit games.}}

[David HK]

 

I've never heard that much silence from Hawk.

 

The Chicago feed decided it was necessary to indulge in some masochism by replaying the Ramirez error.

 

I just about hit post during the pitching change and decided to wait, because I was sure there would be some sort of fielding issue by the Sox before the end of the inning.

 

I was not disappointed.

OK, doing some busy work around the house.  Think I'll switch back to the Sox feed, to get some peace and quiet.  Luv ya, Hawkster!!  If the Sox hit one out, that "put it on the board- yes!" will be kind of hipster-ironic!  I'll picture Hawk in a pork-pie hat and chin beard....

[formerly33]

 

Anastasia Kobekina's performance of Gaspar Cassadó's Suite for solo cello was amazing, I would recommend that CRArko watch it.

I know; that was my favorite! I'm rooting for her ... but you already know that.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

You mean ... this has happened before?! Were you that misinformed Bostonian who called Plouffe Dozier in that news article somebody shared a while back?

Probably not, as I can't imagine anyone publishing my writing.

 

But we could be symptomatic of the same inattention to detail...

[USAFChief]

 

Yes!!

 

_{^{/ A .120 BA coming in does not contain a lot of room for many multi-hit weeks.}}

ftfy

[Hrbowski]

Dumb Hawk is slandering Pinto, guess it's time to bring him up.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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Plouffe is not Dozier.

 

Dozier is not Plouffe.

 

Brian is not Trevor.

 

Trevor is not Brian.

 

That sufficient?

 

(I got bored with cut and paste...)

[Craig Arko]

Anastasia Kobekina's performance of Gaspar Cassadó's Suite for solo cello was amazing, I would recommend that CRArko watch it.

I'm looking at the webcast schedule; is this the one from yesterday?

[David HK]

Heh.... Stoney.  "Now he turns around to hit from his weak side...."  Ba-dum-tsch!

[formerly33]

"Now he turns around to hit frm the left side," says Hawk ... and then adds, somewhat hopefully, "which is his weak side."

 

Vargas swings at the first pitch. Silence for a moment before making the necessary call.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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Not gonna get me that easy!

 

Chief told me not to explain jokes...

 

(And for my next trick, i'm gonna jump a shark. Should be safe if there's no milk involved...)