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Article: Game Thread: Cubs@Twins 6/19 7:10PM

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So...

It's not a spider, it's an ape?

It's not a clam...

It's not planet...

But that comet becomes a monkey as it approaches the sun!

And the frog used to be a monkey.

Some rules need to be more detailed...

 

  That's too Yoko Ono for me to get.

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    I bet the elephants are hiding amid the trunks.

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Here's the future Brian:

 

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The link came up as a question mark

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lol … oh dear … i think they are going to to play the MTM theme song after every inning ...

You're gonna make it after all.

  Hendricks looks like he's going to cry.

The link came up as a question mark

As could we all! :)
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Both them balls off the RF wall... We're kinda flicked out there.

 

  That's too Yoko Ono for me to get.

 

So it was you who broke up the Fab Four.

 

So it was you who broke up the Fab Four.

 

  I was always more of a George Harrison fan than a Beatles fan.

 

So...

It's not a spider, it's an ape?

It's not a clam...

It's not planet...

But that comet becomes a monkey as it approaches the sun!

And the frog used to be a monkey.

Some rules need to be more detailed...

The song covered it:

 

Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...
Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!
Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!
Larry: Then it’s a monkey
Bob: A comet has a tail!
Larry: It’s a monkey
Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...
Larry: Then it’s not a monkey, 
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey...
Bob:  It’s an ape?
Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!
Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...

 

 

So it was you who broke up the Fab Four.

Sorry.

 

I always thought i was less yoko, and more oh, no!

 

At least based on reactions to some of my jokes... (or things what aspire to be such)

 

The link came up as a question mark

It was the picture of a ghost.

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I've decided

 

I'm having Ice Cream

 

Gonna do it

 

Yep

Now the Cubs broadcast just replayed the Game 6 Puckett HR. Good times.

 

  I was always more of a George Harrison fan than a Beatles fan.

 

Me, too. I named a succession of pet parakeets George in his honor.

In other baseball news, Red Sox 5, KC 0 after 3 complete.

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It was the picture of a ghost.

That's got me thinking about Casper

 

What's his story... What happened to him? Was it ever revealed? How did he become a ghost?

 

The song covered it:

 

Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...
Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!
Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!
Larry: Then it’s a monkey
Bob: A comet has a tail!
Larry: It’s a monkey
Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...
Larry: Then it’s not a monkey, 
If it doesn’t have a tail
It’s not a monkey...
Bob:  It’s an ape?
Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!
Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...

 

This is much more amusing if you are picturing the vegetails characters saying this.

 

That's got me thinking about Casper

What's his story... What happened to him? Was it ever revealed? How did he become a ghost?

 

  He was a ghost...he was friendly.

Nice Catch, Escobar!

 

That's got me thinking about Casper

What's his story... How did he become a ghost?

He died and wasn't ready to go into the light.

 

omg … that was close! 

 

No, no, not really. Casper's always been a friendly ghost.

The song covered it:

 

Bob: ... I think there’s something wrong with your logic, Larry...

Larry: Well Bob, the lady at the zoo said it, and who am I to tell her that she’s wrong? If there’s a tail, it’s a monkey. No tail; ape. It’s easy!

Bob: But Larry... a kite has a tail!

Larry: Then it’s a monkey

Bob: A comet has a tail!

Larry: It’s a monkey

Bob: A bubble doesn’t have a...

Larry: Then it’s not a monkey, 

If it doesn’t have a tail

It’s not a monkey...

Bob:  It’s an ape?

Larry: Exactly! I knew you’d catch on!

Bob: Larry, we might need to talk about this. I don’t think the lady at the zoo meant...

Sorry.

 

Once again i fail to do my research.

The Twins' mission tonight, if they will accept it, is: Keep scoring runs. That is all.

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He died and wasn't ready to go into the light.

But How?

 

I really want to know

 

I've never thought about it... until this very moment.

I've decided

 

I'm having Ice Cream

 

Gonna do it

 

Yep

Just ice cream?

 

No bowl, or cone?

 

Sounds daring...

But How?

 

I really want to know

 

I've never thought about it... until this very moment.

It's a common misconception. He contracted a case of ptomaine poisoning at a chain restaurant and haunted the place ever since.

 

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