Article: Game Thread Twins@Pirates 5/19 6:05PM

[Gibby]

 

I have Piston Pants... Say it out loud... Over and Over again until it comes into focus. 

 

Audio helps to recognize it. 

 

  I have a Pist on hat.

[formerly33]

 

  I have a Pist on hat.

Throw it in the wash until it's no longer Pist on. Then have your wife put on a TC iron-on.

[Riverbrian]

 

Throw it in the wash until it's no longer Pist on. Then have your wife put on a TC iron-on.

 

She's not going to be cooperative because Gibby stole her refreshments. 

[formerly33]

Don't tell me that I grated my nails into the cheese for the pizza tonight and then burned it dark brown for nothing over my excitement about these Twins.

[Gibby]

 

Throw it in the wash until it's no longer Pist on. Then have your wife put on a TC iron-on.

 

  Oh, you don't know my lovely bride. Let's just say that if there is any ironing on going to happen, it'll be on me.

[formerly33]

 

She's not going to be cooperative because Gibby stole her refreshments. 

What can he buy her to tone her down a bit?

[Gibby]

 

What can he buy her to tone her down a bit?

 

  It's after 8, no liquor sales in Holier than thou Minnesota.

[formerly33]

 

  It's after 8, no liquor sales in Holier than me Minnesota.

FTFY. I am holier than Minnesota. It's an unquestionable fact.

[Platoon]

I'm glad you got that... I didn't want to explain the Joke

The sad part of this is that I am not sure if I am that quick witted, or that I am like you? .

[John Kelsey]

THROW IT THROUGH HIS FOREHEAD!"" -Psycho Roy Smalley

[JB_Iowa]

 

  It's after 8, no liquor sales in Holier than thou Minnesota.

 

 

Really?  I read the no Sunday sales stuff but missed the early closing part.

 

You could drive to Wisconsin a lot faster than waiting for Minny to reopen.

[stringer bell]

Way too much drama for a seven run lead.

[JB_Iowa]

I'm getting mildly concerned about the outcome of this game.

[Riverbrian]

 

  Oh, you don't know my lovely bride. Let's just say that if there is any ironing on going to happen, it'll be on me.

 

I lerned... It's best to take the pants off first. 

[formerly33]

Oh good, Boyer. Never thought I'd say that just a short while ago.

Edited May 20, 2015 by always33

[Gibby]

 

  Who didn't see this coming? It's amazing they are having success, when they look so rickity-assed all the time.

[Platoon]

Blaine Boyer to the rescue. No one has scored on him since Satchel Paige was a small child!

[Riverbrian]

 

The sad part of this is that I am not sure if I am that quick witted, or that I am like you? .

 

That's not Sad... Concerning Yes... But not sad.

[formerly33]

Waal now, leave it to Boyer.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I'm getting mildly concerned about the outcome of this game.

Rest assured there will be an outcome.

[formerly33]

 

That's not Sad... Concerning Yes... But not sad.

You're right. This is what I call Sad:

 

http://aarongleeman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Blaine-Boyer-Twins.jpg

[Craig Arko]

A Boyer's beard double play moment.

[Riverbrian]

 

Really?  I read the no Sunday sales stuff but missed the early closing part.

 

You could drive to Wisconsin a lot faster than waiting for Minny to reopen.

 

SInce you are without wheels... How long of a walk to Wisconsin is it? 

[John Kelsey]

Blaine Boyer the late inning destroyer does it again. 

[David HK]

Argh, busy morning, just got a moment to check on the game.  Yikes.  They seem to be trying awfully hard to blow that big lead, but the Pirates won't cooperate.  In a hurry, at least.  Nice to see both ex-Twinkies in the same game, eh?  

[formerly33]

Boyer is now a legitimate contender for my All-Star Good Looking Team.

 

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2NVmSKQ_W0w/0.jpg

[USAFChief]

Late to the proceedings, but the 2nd base umpire HAS to call the automatic DP on the grounder to 2nd, earlier in the inning.

 

HAS to.  

[Gibby]

 

Really?  I read the no Sunday sales stuff but missed the early closing part.

 

You could drive to Wisconsin a lot faster than waiting for Minny to reopen.

 

  Yeah, they are closed at 8 Mon thru Thurs. 10, on Fri Sat.

[David HK]

Haw haw haw---  caught Pirates feed-  whoever's the color man is crying- 'we've gotta stop scoring only one at a time.  If we keep scoring one, we'll come up a run short!'  Must have been a math major, I guess.  I nearly got a snot bubble over that one.

[Gibby]

 

SInce you are without wheels... How long of a walk to Wisconsin is it? 

 

  20 minute drive, so about a 8 day walk.