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Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/13 6:08PM

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I looked away from the game, but tuned back in to see Tonkin's last two outs. Brought the luck again. You're welcome again.

Not gonna be able to give you credit for this'n...we all had our eyes closed tightly.

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Okay ... so a frozen banana, 1 C milk, 1/4 C pb, 1 Tbs honey (option), 1/2 C oatmeal ...

 

Now you want me to add caramel and dark rum to that mixture?  Hmmmmm .... 

 

Of course

 

Couldn't possibly be as bad as melted Swiss cheese toast.

I wouldn't mind that as long as there was also a slice of cheddar and gouda on there, too ... and maybe a sliced tomato ... 

 

  Just the rum ma'am.

 

  If everything is cold, the caramel will muck up the works...unless it's warm.

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I looked away from the game, but tuned back in to see Tonkin's last two outs. Brought the luck again. You're welcome again.

Nope. Sorry. It was my all caps 'get. him. out.' stuff that did it. You will NOT steal my thunder!! :)

Wow stuff from Tonkin. Nasty slider outside corner then bust em inside with 96 mph heat, loved that sequence as much as Smalley

Hmm, Dr. Scholl's commercial. Would have been appropriate last year, with the way the Twins were stinking up the ballpark.

 

I wouldn't mind that as long as there was also a slice of cheddar and gouda on there, too ... and maybe a sliced tomato ... 

What? Ugh. You obviously weren't there to smell it. Ish. You lucky person. That's the closest I've ever come to gagging.

Nolasco on the mound tonight, good news for Twins fans is that Perkins is now on 3 days rest, so he should be plenty fresh when he gets a tune up inning in the bottom of the 8th in a 11-2 ball game.

Hopefully we still won't need Perk tonight ;)

 

Wow stuff from Tonkin. Nasty slider outside corner then bust em inside with 96 mph heat, loved that sequence as much as Smalley

Easy for Smalley to say now. When he was playing he probably had some choice 4 letter words when he faced such pitching. 

 

I looked away from the game, but tuned back in to see Tonkin's last two outs. Brought the luck again. You're welcome again.

 

You may want to see the rest of the game through

 

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Your clearly not Swiss I'm guessing.

I'm so Swiss I found it offensive to melt impersonated Swiss cheese. You should have smelled it.

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Is this an appropriately bubbly flutist?

 

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That looks like a shark.

I wonder how much a life sized Dozier bobblehead would go for.

 

I wonder how much a life sized Dozier bobblehead would go for.

Almost as much as a real life Dozier.

Nope. Sorry. It was my all caps 'get. him. out.' stuff that did it. You will NOT steal my thunder!! :)

I'll graciously let you have this one.

 

You're welcome.

 

Dear DickRoy:  Stop telling me this or that LH Twins hitter hits LH pitching as well as they hit RH pitching.

 

I doubt it's true, since it hasn't been true for approximately 99 percent of LH hitters over the past 150 years.

 

K?  Thanks.

 

I would rather have them hit right handed pitchers better anyway as they would face them more often.

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  Ok, have to go be in hell for the next 18 hours. Go Twins...and Go Pomi Casalmaggiore!

No doubt about it... Trevor has improved

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