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Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/13 6:08PM

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GET ANOTHER ONE! GET ANOTHER TWO!! DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP DP ....

Please....please....please....please....get those outs....oh, please......

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There's not a single reliever in the Twins bullpen I trust past Perkins.

I trust Boyer.

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    Nice pitch!

    ChiTown, just did some research...apparently I managed to do the weather and lineups in just 175 words.

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    GET. HIM. OUT. GET. HIM. OUT.

     

    Okay, is this getting a little annoying?

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    NICE!

    Hey, yeah!!


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    GET. HIM. OUT. GET. HIM. OUT.

     

    Okay, is this getting a little annoying?

    No, but the Tigers are.

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    I trust Boyer.

     

      Me too, he's my favorite Twin this year.

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    GET. HIM. OUT. GET. HIM. OUT.

     

    Okay, is this getting a little annoying?

    You mean the shakiness the Twins' pitchers are so fond of giving their fans?

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    YES!

     

    And...And...

     

    Caramel!!!!

    Okay ... so a frozen banana, 1 C milk, 1/4 C pb, 1 Tbs honey (option), 1/2 C oatmeal ...

     

    Now you want me to add caramel and dark rum to that mixture?  Hmmmmm .... 

     

    You mean the shakiness the Twins' pitchers are so fond of giving their fans?

    Heh ... yeah ..

     

    But was really thinking maybe the all caps thing was annoying ... but it seemed to work :)

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    Okay ... so a frozen banana, 1 C milk, 1/4 C pb, 1 Tbs honey (option), 1/2 C oatmeal ...

     

    Now you want me to add caramel and dark rum to that mixture?  Hmmmmm .... 

    Couldn't possibly be as bad as melted Swiss cheese toast.

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    Okay ... so a frozen banana, 1 C milk, 1/4 C pb, 1 Tbs honey (option), 1/2 C oatmeal ...

     

    Now you want me to add caramel and dark rum to that mixture?  Hmmmmm .... 

    Suggestion:  skip the banana, milk, pb, honey, and oatmeal.

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    I looked away from the game, but tuned back in to see Tonkin's last two outs. Brought the luck again. You're welcome again.

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    There's not a single reliever in the Twins bullpen I trust past Perkins.

     

    Well...

     

    Maybe eventually they can earn some trust?

     

    One can hope.

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    Okay ... so a frozen banana, 1 C milk, 1/4 C pb, 1 Tbs honey (option), 1/2 C oatmeal ...

     

    Now you want me to add caramel and dark rum to that mixture?  Hmmmmm .... 

     

      Just the rum ma'am.

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    Couldn't possibly be as bad as melted Swiss cheese toast.

    I agree.

    Okay ... so a frozen banana, 1 C milk, 1/4 C pb, 1 Tbs honey (option), 1/2 C oatmeal ...

     

    Now you want me to add caramel and dark rum to that mixture? Hmmmmm ....

    Yes, do it, do it
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