May 13, 201511 yr Riding a Motorcycle with your mouth open and a grasshopper flys into your mouth? Ick or Ish?depends if you keep your balance and if it results in underwear rash or road rash
May 13, 201511 yr I hear a bunch of sick T*gers fans screaming the T word.I was just going to comment the same .... Hearing 'Tooooorrrrriiiiiii, Tooooorrrrriiii ...'
May 13, 201511 yr Why is it that when Danny Santana is on the TV screen I think of this? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BNOoRyByL._SL500_SS120_.jpg You are young and hip and have your pulse on what all the kids are watching?
May 13, 201511 yr You are young and hip and have your pulse on what all the kids are watching?I love this. You are a master of the perfect sarcastic tone.
May 13, 201511 yr I hear a bunch of sick T*gers fans screaming the T word.he'd make a good DH. Terrible right fielder
May 13, 201511 yr You are young and hip and have your pulse on what all the kids are watching?You don't come up with the idea to parody the Hardy Boys unless you have this going for you. In spades.
May 13, 201511 yr Me too, I imaging Hicks falling asleep in the box like he always is, swings and hits a foul ball near his feet, tries to jump out of the way, falls down, and chokes on his sunflower seeds.Where does the "Whoopie" come in? Comerica Park?
May 13, 201511 yr Just barely enough, but Torii gets it done. 1-1, top of eighth, CBU. Perhaps just barely, as they are professionals, but ranging that way and then making the throw is more difficult than it looks. Trying to put anything extra on the throw is likely to pull it up the third base line, just like he did... (I remember thinking the same thing when Hicks airmailed that sort of throw in spring training a year ago)
May 13, 201511 yr Try it. I'd love to see the result. I've tried, but I get stumped at anything beyond plays off of Casey at the Bat. I would greatly fear Brian's would begin "there was a man fron Nantucket"
May 13, 201511 yr Author Molitor Salami CT.jpg Molitor Salami CT.jpg LOL... Ok... Add Keith Richards with a fishing Pole
May 13, 201511 yr Where does the "Whoopie" come in? Comerica Park?the hotel on 8 Mile that charges by the hour
May 13, 201511 yr You know Brian, I am putting the J.D. Martinez Homer on you. He is still pissed from you talking Shiznit to him from the Target Field Left Field Bleachers last August! I have a fond memory of that.
May 13, 201511 yr Hrbowski, your signature reminds me of Ogden Nash's - "At midnight in the museum hallThe fossils gathered for a ballThere were no drums or saxophones,But just the clatter of their bones,A rolling, rattling, carefree circusOf mammoth polkas and mazurkas.Pterodactyls and brontosaurusesSang ghostly prehistoric choruses.Amid the mastodontic wassailI caught the eye of one small fossil.'Cheer up, sad world,' he said, and winked-'It's kind of fun to be extinct.' " I think that the Carnival of the Animals is on my mind right now. But you should seriously add that to your signature. The only thing it's lacking is some reference to the cellist in the petrified orchestra...er...choir. Edited May 13, 201511 yr by always33
May 13, 201511 yr Author This photoshop crap is ruining may game watching experience. We don't care... We want the photo's!!!
May 13, 201511 yr Perhaps just barely, as they are professionals, but ranging that way and then making the throw is more difficult than it looks. Trying to put anything extra on the throw is likely to pull it up the third base line, just like he did...Fersure. In that situation, just get it to the outfield, and good things may happen.
May 13, 201511 yr ick. Ick if it hits you and stays in one piece, ish if it's intestines spray all over your face!
May 13, 201511 yr We don't care... We want the photo's!!!Bark will have to say, "Waaait for it..." like the pigeons in Bolt.
May 13, 201511 yr Author I have a fond memory of that.GLORM!!! How are you? Now you type... "I've never figured out the How Part... I just know that I am"
May 13, 201511 yr Lech Walesa, preferably.Check that. Any of Magdalena Wrobel, Joanna Krupa or Izabella Scorupco would be satisfactory.
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