Article: Game Thread Twins@Indians 5/8 6:10PM

[Squirrel]

Hey Bark, do me A-Rod in a Twins jersey.

That's even worse!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bark NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Riverbrian]

 

Actually, I would pay money to see you guys at water park. Even if it's in Brian's bathroom.

 

Have I ever told you my Water Park Story? 

[Hrbowski]

 

You're just trying to get Bark to promise he'll do anything you tell him to, and then you'll tell him to do something he'll regret.

What? Change his birthday?

[Riverbrian]

 

 

 

JB is the one in the middle

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Bark, you have free will. So quit doing everything Brian tells you to do.

Sorry mom - he has some kind of spell over me.

[Platoon]

It makes me sad that Pelfrey is back to being erratic.

Then you are in for a sad sad life!

[formerly33]

 

What? Change his birthday?

Yeah, because then he wouldn't have ChiTown as his mom anymore. Then he couldn't even buy her something for Mother's Day.

[Squirrel]

Have I ever told you my Water Park Story?

 

Is this the one where you lost your shorts on the big slide?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I've actually thinking about that lately. First off is Michigan a Right Hand or Left Hand?

 

If it's Palm Forward it's right... If it's the Back of the hand it's left.

 

Ok... Scratch the first question..

 

Is Michigan Palm Forward or Back of the Hand?

I am in awe of your 3d thinking! I surmise you too would have defeated old school Kahn in the second movie.

 

I think you will find the answer in the xkcd state shapes map...

 

(hold on a moment...)

 

https://xkcd.com/1079/

 

 

[Hrbowski]

 

Sorry mom - he has some kind of spell over me.

Hey Bark, is it true that your profile pic is Bubbles' grandpa? (I kinda hope it is.)

[formerly33]

 

Sorry mom - he has some kind of spell over me.

It's a good thing Bowsk doesn't.

[Riverbrian]

 

You're just trying to get Bark to promise he'll do anything you tell him to, and then you'll tell him to do something he'll regret.

 

Bark trusts me

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Oh, good idea!

 

ModCon'15 at Brian's house!

Yo Bri - can I crash in your garage or backseat of your car?

[formerly33]

Happy day!! Twins win, Hjelle homers, and I don't run out of likes before the end of the game! Hip, hip, hurrah!!!

[Squirrel]

Sorry mom - he has some kind of spell over me.

You need to work on that.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Hey Bark, is it true that your profile pic is Bubbles' grandpa? (I kinda hope it is.)

Yup, flesh and blood. I love that lil' gal!

[Riverbrian]

 

Is this the one where you lost your shorts on the big slide?

 

Yes... It was the Boogie Bahn Surfing Ride at Schlitterbahn's in Texas.. 

 

But Yes... My Shorts were behind me about 15 yards in front of 300 or so strangers

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

You need to work on that.

Sorry Mom, I will fix myself.

[formerly33]

 

Yup, flesh and blood. I love that lil' gal!

That's good, since the feeling is mutual. But you look so much like him, it's scary. Only he doesn't live on Kerguelen Island.

[Squirrel]

Yes... It was the Boogie Bahn Surfing Ride at Schlitterbahn's in Texas.. 

 

But Yes... My Shorts were behind me about 15 yards in front of 300 or so strangers

I think I recall you telling me that story. And I think I recall being thankful I wasn't there to witness it.

[Squirrel]

Btw, I got home from work last night just in time to see the Hawks win ... sorry Wild fans, but go Hawks!

[formerly33]

 

I think I recall you telling me that story. And I think I recall being thankful I wasn't there to witness it.

Also recall being thankful that it will never happen to you.

 

Or me.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

That's even worse!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bark NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

On this one I will obey. I can't have my mom mad at me for more than a few days.

[Riverbrian]

 

I am in awe of your 3d thinking! I surmise you too would have defeated old school Kahn in the second movie.

I think you will find the answer in the xkcd state shapes map...

(hold on a moment...)

https://xkcd.com/1079/

 

I love that Map

 

But I still don't know if Michigan is Right or Left

 

Which way do they vote? 

[Hrbowski]

 

I love that Map

 

But I still don't know if Michigan is Right or Left

 

Which way do they vote? 

Both.

[formerly33]

 

On this one I will obey. I can't have my mom mad at me for more than a few days.

Or your granddaughter.

[Squirrel]

I love that Map

 

But I still don't know if Michigan is Right or Left

 

Which way do they vote?

 

Yes.

[Riverbrian]

 

Yo Bri - can I crash in your garage or backseat of your car?

 

OK...  But its a Dodge Dart

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Or your granddaughter.

True Dat.

[formerly33]

 

I love that Map

 

But I still don't know if Michigan is Right or Left

 

Which way do they vote? 

Ambidextrous.