Well all I can say is it's a good  thing I showed up in time. 

 

Now this is random, but you're a woman and therefore should be a pretty good judge of which former Yankee is better looking:

 

 

http://www.sportsmancave.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/derek-jeter.jpg

 

Because for some reason they swoon in NYC over the latter, and I think that Eduardo Núñez is better looking, but I don't swoon over him.

Who's the guy in the second pic?

Did my master plan to jinx Pelfrey fail? Have I motivated him to become a decent starting pitcher? 

 

  Gomez was a goofball, but way more productive than Arcia, and it was fun to see what he'd do next. We ran him out on the fastest rail.

 

Did my master plan to jinx Pelfrey fail? Have I motivated him to become a decent starting pitcher? 

Well, I think you've just been assigned to do all Pelfrey starts from this point forward!

"Was it good for you too?"

Yes.

 

Now this is random, but you're a woman and therefore should be a pretty good judge of which former Yankee is better looking:

 

Because for some reason they swoon in NYC over the latter, and I think that Eduardo Núñez is better looking, but I don't swoon over him.

Meh. Neither is really my cup o' tea. Neither has longish hair or a beard. Interesting tats might put them back in there, but ... and seriously, a Yankee? No. Way.

 

Who's the guy in the second pic?

 

 

  Moon Mullins

 

Who's the guy in the second pic?

Haha, did I forget to specify that?

 

Well, I think you've just been assigned to do all Pelfrey starts from this point forward!

 

Did my master plan to jinx Pelfrey fail? Have I motivated him to become a decent starting pitcher? 

 

  Thank you for your service.

 

  Gomez was a goofball, but way more productive than Arcia, and it was fun to see what he'd do next. We ran him out on the fastest rail.

Um, 'we' didn't. I don't think 'we' had a vote in the matter.

Yeah! Is Santana getting it together??

Who's the guy in the second pic?

Some guy they invited to Yankee old-timer games.

 

Meh. Neither is really my cup o' tea. Neither has longish hair or a beard. Interesting tats might put them back in there, but ... and seriously, a Yankee? No. Way.

Guess what. I've been working on the 2014 All Star Good Looking Team. I think you're qualified to help...though I have a feeling that you'd be more honest and not have the roster be 100% Twins, even down to the manager.

  Gomez was a goofball, but way more productive than Arcia, and it was fun to see what he'd do next. We ran him out on the fastest rail.

With all the old farts posting here, I hardly need do more than mention there was another guy known as Goofy Gomez once upon a time.

 

Some guy they invited to Yankee old-timer games.

A rod?

 

Guess what. I've been working on the 2014 All Star Good Looking Team. I think you're qualified to help...though I have a feeling that you'd be more honest and not have the roster be 100% Twins, even down to the manager.

I'm not sure someone you put into the MIL category last night would truly qualify to help you with this!

 

A rod?

Can't be. He was excluded from the old-time games.

 

With all the old farts posting here, I hardly need do more than mention there was another guy known as Goofy Gomez once upon a time.

???

 

Twinsnorth...help us out with this one please.

 

With all the old farts posting here, I hardly need do more than mention there was another guy known as Goofy Gomez once upon a time.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=beer--001---

 

There was also a mysterious player known as Beer

 

With all the old farts posting here, I hardly need do more than mention there was another guy known as Goofy Gomez once upon a time.

 

  Lefty was jus tad before my time.

 

With all the old farts posting here

I don't know what you're talking about!

 

I'm not sure someone you put into the MIL category last night would truly qualify to help you with this!

Well, if I chose to marry your son (assuming he also chose me), he would have to be pretty good looking, which means that his father must have at least some looks of his own, which in turn leads me to the conclusion that you would have pretty good taste in men. You can put that on you resume.

Man, having the starter go 7 lets the manager simply go with Plan A for the bullpen in the 8th and 9th. Unaccustomed.

 

_{^{/ imagine if we ever get a couple more shut down types...}}

Perk gets Miggy, V-Mart and the other Martinez. If he gets a save tonight, he will have earned it.

simultaneous cricket references:  lots o' time between Pelf deliveries to fill.

ftfy.

 

Obviously your not a bowler...

 

Or is that what you were doing while you were away?

 

Ash lives right down the street from the library.

 

 

Joe is going to eat this guys lunch.

 

Perk gets Miggy, V-Mart and the other Martinez. If he gets a save tonight, he will have earned it.

And despite having already taken some heartburn stuff ... this is still going to give me heartburn.