. If everyone left the game thread who said something stupid, we would not ever get to pg 2!

Does that mean that riverbrian never, ever says something stupid? Well, I'm not going to disagree. Nobody's stupid. We're just practicing humorists.

  Got a good shot of Plouffies cup there.

We're just practicing humorists.

Um, well, not sure I'd go that far, but some sure think they are.

 

Um, well, not sure I'd go that far, but some sure think they are.

Now that's a direct insult.

Yesss.

Mr Clutch.

We are still in this!

Now that's a direct insult.

Not really. I didn't direct it at any one person in particular.

 

And yay! One-run game! Go Esco!

  He should try to steal way before the pitch.

 

Not really. I didn't direct it at any one person in particular.

And yay! One-run game! Go Esco!

Let's see. That must be your indirect way of saying that it was a shotgun insult.

Brings it to 5-4 going to the ninth. CBU.

 

Let's see. That must be your indirect way of saying that it was a shotgun insult.

 

 

  CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

  CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who says there's spitting going on? That's only in Japan. And scratching? You won't see that outside of KC.

Not really. I didn't direct it at any one person in particular.

 

Well now I feel slighted.

And by the way, I would never fight with Chi-Town. Not unless she was my MIL. (No worries )

 

Broadly aimed.

 

  C'mon, don't call her a broad.

 

And by the way, I would never fight with Chi-Town. Not unless she was my MIL. (No worries )

 

 

  Nope...too easy.

 

  C'mon, don't call her a broad.

Hey, he didn't call her broad, he called her broadly. There's quite the difference there.

And by the way, I would never fight with Chi-Town. Not unless she was my MIL. (No worries )

Oh God help me

Yeah, that's the ticket: Escobar and his buck fifty average for Robinson and his defense. Oh, did I mention that Robinson is actually hitting?

 

Again with the lefty-righty matchup using someone who is not hitting. 

 

Not pinch hitting for Robinson could be easily explained. Pinch hitting Escobar for Robinson? Not as easily explained in my book.

 

Hey, he didn't call her broad, he called her broadly. There's quite the difference there.

 

  Yikes!

 

  Who's going to be the hero?

Okay, chant after me ...

 

WALK OFF! WALK OFF! WALK OFF!

 

Okay, chant after me ...

WALK OFF! WALK OFF! WALK OFF!

WALK OFF! WALK OFF! WALK OFF!

 

  Let's go Wild! Let's go Wild!

 

Okay, chant after me ...

WALK OFF! WALK OFF! WALK OFF!

 

WAH! COUGH! WAH! COUGH! WAH! COUGH!

 

Good enough?

Good news TD threaders! Nolasco reports his arm felt wonderful, and he is ready to go! YEAH

Schafer has 2 hits and Boyer is pitching well. What alternate universe did I drop into?

  Price has to be sick.

Sorry, been a while since i tried to cheer...

 

I say WAH, you say...