Article: Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 4/24 9:10PM

[stringer bell]

Damn you, stringer ... you were wrong!

Just couldn't get the king off his throne.

[Platoon]

In the words of the immortal (can't think of his name) "and we'll see you tomorrow night"

[Gibby]

 

Enjoy Sunday's game!

 

  Thank you, I definitely will.

[ashbury]

The girl on the horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer Rob Lowe.

 

That came out so wrong. I meant that Lowe's Direct TV commercials were funnier.

If loving Rob Lowe is wrong I don't want you to be right.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Too late in the game for another punch line contest. Eh, you know what happens to a snowman with three, right?

Improperly mirandized?

 

(Oh well. I tried to come up with something clever.)

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just couldn't get the king off his throne.

I get it!

 

King... Throwin'...

 

I guess it was.

[Shane Wahl]

 

In the words of the immortal (can't think of his name) "and we'll see you tomorrow night"

 

That would be Jack Buck, father of Joe Buck.

Sometimes the apple falls far from the tree . . .

[formerly33]

 

That'd be a snowgirl, no?

 

//too easy//

You guys have given me the greatest idea for the most popular new type of snowMAN in all the world, trending in Minnesota, first made by TD's always33, inspired by various other users.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

'...and "_________"'?

 

All right, sounds like a Punch Line Contest to me! As usual, the Winner^* gets bragging rights until the next PLC.

 

I'll go first, 'and "Education Beyond Third Grade"', but I'm sure someone will do better.

 

_{^* Determined by acclaim, or else arbitrarily by me in the coming 24 hours.}

Oh, before i drift off to sleep, or intentionally zone out for the night, is there any formality of transferring my PLC bragging rights earned Wednesday to whosoever has earned 'em for tonight?

 

Don't want them to be shortchanged of any bragging they wish to do...

 

(Oh, i never got to thinkin' up an oil change joke.)

[Platoon]

The girl on the horse is pretty and all, but I'd prefer Rob Lowe.

That came out so wrong. I meant that Lowe's Direct TV commercials were funnier.

. The horse kinda looks like Mr Ed. Too bad he isn't, I would have been interested in his opinion!

[ashbury]

Oh, before i drift off to sleep, or intentionally zone out for the night, is there any formality of transferring my PLC bragging rights earned Wednesday to whosoever has earned 'em for tonight?

 

Don't want them to be shortchanged of any bragging they wish to do...

The judges^* have conferred, and the winner is AM. for

We don't like us no west coast hippies nor their weird ideas about "daylight savings time...and "Keurigs"

Wear your crown proudly, AM.!

 

^{*_{those who clicked 'Like', plus the ever-present possibility of an arbitrary tiebreaker}}