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Article: Game Thread: Twins@Mariners 4/24 9:10PM

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Hey everybody! Late night Kuerigger at Brian's house!

 

This is the only way I'm going to be able to find out what my favorite flavor is. 

 

I'll have Butter Toffee in the morning and the Next Morning... I'll have Vanilla Whatever.

 

But I can't decide which one I liked better because I've already forgotten what the Butter Toffee tasted like. 

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    West coast games are great for us as I can justify a lunch time beer while watching the game.   By the way, wishing you all a happy ANZAC Day. Today marks 100 years since the Gallipolli landings in WW

  • If Brian falls asleep after all that coffee, and does not wake up, drooling will not be his only problem!

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Hughes and Mauer good in Seattle...boats well for us. 

 

Really? I have a flock of 15 turkeys that lives in my backyard. They're really odd creatures... they can fly for a little bit and they look ridiculous when they do it (they are big birds!). They love to nest in the tops of our trees and then glide down in the morning... it's the weirdest thing.

 

And there's all you need to know about turkeys.

 

  My parents have the same situation.

Is this game on tv?  FSN has got the Wild here.

  Circus Boy update...Wild just tied the game with their first shot on goal.

 

Is this game on tv?  FSN has got the Wild here.

 

  I have 2 FSNs Hockey on one, Twins on the other.

I don't know why the entire Eastern time population doesn't move to Kansas. They could at least watch Letterman or Kimmel at a decent hour. 

Here's why.

 

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Circus Boy update...Wild just tied the game with their first shot on goal.

Wow! That's efficiency.

I don't know why the entire Eastern time population doesn't move to Kansas. They could at least watch Letterman or Kimmel at a decent hour.

 

. Because it's my understanding that Kansas has very strict immigration policies!

Man, it is really cold here ... in the 30s ... the players are wearing their head/neck covers ... so they look like a field of Bazooka Joe's with baseball caps on

 

Man, it is really cold here ... in the 30s ... the players are wearing their head/neck covers ... so they look like a field of Bazooka Joe's with baseball caps on

 

 

  I saw you ick Bob Newhart on the game thread the other night. Cant remember if it was ick or ish, but that's uncalled for missy.

The Wild-Blues game is supposed to be playing here on whatever channel that is, but it's still on the Penguins-Rangers game.

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 We don't like us no west coast hippies nor their weird ideas about"daylight savings time" And... And... 

 

His Girlfriend was a slut? 

 

  I saw you ick Bob Newhart on the game thread the other night. Cant remember if it was ick or ish, but that's uncalled for missy.

 

  The Russian Blue cat head was hilarious though.

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'...and "_________"'?
 
All right, sounds like a Punch Line Contest to me! As usual, the Winner* gets bragging rights until the next PLC.
 
I'll go first, 'and "Education Beyond Third Grade"', but I'm sure someone will do better.
 
* Determined by acclaim, or else arbitrarily by me in the coming 24 hours.

 

 

Daylight savings time... Just means that I have to get a new watch because I don't know how to change the time on my old one.

 

I get a new watch twice a year

 

  I saw you ick Bob Newhart on the game thread the other night. Cant remember if it was ick or ish, but that's uncalled for missy.

 Wait -- the Bob Newhart/Prince/Siamese cat thing actually happened?!  I woke the other morning thinking I must have imagined it in some sort of lurid fever dream.

His Girlfriend was a slut? 

Some punch lines have shorter shelf lives than others.

Twins are on channel 963 in St Paul anyway.

 

Daylight savings time... Just means that I have to get a new watch because I don't know how to change the time on my old one.

 

I get a new watch twice a year

Why get a 2nd new one? Just go back to the first one when the time changes back.

 missy.

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Awaiting an inevitable explosion.

 

 

 

 Wait -- the Bob Newhart/Prince/Siamese cat thing actually happened?!  I woke the other morning thinking I must have imagined it in some sort of lurid fever dream.

Um, I think it's called a drunken stupor.

 

Why get a 2nd new one? Just go back to the first one when the time changes back.

 

  If he used that logic, then he would be Riverbrain.

Okay ... off to the kitchen ... have some baking to do during the game.

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From what I understand, Brian's NW Mn turkey had gotten a nod from the chicken in the road ditch! So he decided to try and sneak across the road, because he figured Brian would not see him in time! Just as he got to the centerline, Brian looked up from his IPhone and sped up his 2003 Hyundai, and nailed the Turkey just before he reached the far shoulder. While the argument rages whether Brian should have sped up the Hyundai, the fact remains the Turkey should have been happy where he was!

 

Dodge Dart Baby

 

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Awaiting an inevitable explosion.

 

 Yeah, I cringed when I hit post.

What was the second pitch? Since they replaced my baseball game with some guys skating around hitting each other sticks I will need more info. :). If I wanted to watch grown men fight I would watch KC/Chicago!

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