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Game Thread Twins @ Royals 7:10 PM April 22, 2015

stringer bell

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Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

Bark's Lounge

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OK.. Chitown... Imagine this. 

 

Walking  uncovered through a Car Wash of Bird Poop. 

 

What Say You? 

Not to speak for Chi, but that's how I work it. I live under a Robin's nest and I just ripped off the roof of my cardboard box because spring is upon us. This is the cleanest I have felt since October!

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Platoon Cedar Rapids Kernels

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OK... ChiTown... Guy hasn't showered for one month... He has no teeth and his breath smells like really bad onion... He walks up and licks you on the nose. 

 

Is that Ick-ish or Ish-ish?

. When did Chief get into Chicago?
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Tibs First Round Pick

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Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

 

Have you ever attempted to play CF?

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James GCL Twins

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Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

Not unless you have had previous experience within the Twins organization.  

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Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

 

Yes you can.. A full uniform will cost $3,467 in the gift shop.

 

However... The Jersey will have Mauer lettered on the back.

 

If that's your last name... It'll all be OK

 

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Blake All-Star

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When Nolasco comes back, Pelfrey to the pen, Schaefer is DFA'd (unless he starts hitting) and the Twins go with a short bench due to the stress the bullpen has been under. 

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Bark's Lounge Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Jordan Schafer is batting .121 right now and doesn't seem to bring anything to this team.

 

I'm 39 and have baseball experience from my high school days.  Can I have a uniform too?

This is strictly advice from a friend. Stick to taxidermy and the underground porn theatre you run from your basement. :)

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James GCL Twins

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I beg to differ

I wasn't saying that women prefer the term "strumpet", I was saying those particular ladies prefer the term over the word "slut".

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Circus Boy First Round Pick

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Listening to the radio and hoping for a good game to lose myself in.

THERE WILL BE NO CIRCUS BOY SCORE UPDATES FROM ME.

I learned my lesson from the one I posted last game, a bad guy HR and the lead within 3 minutes of my post.....sorry Circus Boy can't help ya out tonight ;)

 

Not your fault, Mr. Jerr. It's all on me. I only heard the 4-run inning as I was coming home from work, realized this was a good sign from the baseball gods, and so resolved not to watch the game or follow it on the interwebs. Turns out the gods wanted me to follow along after all. Fickle bunch. Disaster ensued. Mea culpa to all.

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Squirrel GOAT

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I wasn't saying that women prefer the term "strumpet", I was saying those particular ladies prefer the term over the word "slut".

Um, so, 'those particular ladies' aren't women?

 

You dug a hole now ...

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