First pitch was a meatball

I know I'm kind of late on this, but he has two pitches: meatball and hanging curve.  There aren't a lot of good choices to call.

 

Living in Kansas, the only time I get to watch the twins play is when they play the royals.

Well, aren't you lucky. You get to watch some pretty lively brawls as long as we're not playing. Especially this year.

 

Not often that you get Seinfeld and Helen Reddy quoted in one thread.

 

Actually... It averages about once every three weeks

 

Here's a Top Ten List of the Greatest Herb's

 

10. Alpert

9. Score

8. Parsley

7. Sage 

6. Rosemary

5. And Tyme

4. Art Garfunkel 

3. Brooks

2. Dillweed

1. Carneal

Cannibas?

I know. That went through my head as I wrote it, but the thought had entered my head, so I HAD to post it so you could jinx it back again for me.

No, it's Tibs fault for posting that Dozier clip so you weren't thinking straight

 

Living in Kansas, the only time I get to watch the twins play is when they play the royals.

 

That's gotta be tough

 

That Living in Kansas Thing

 He just needs some blood stains and a big revolver and hes almost Rick Grimes.

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here lacking cultural literacy.

 

_{^{/ or teh googlez}}

 

Hahaha. I've got that pinned somewhere, I'm sure.

It is definitely one of my favorite gifs

 

Cannibals?

 

 

Cannabis

 

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Basil

Rosemary

Sage

 

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Everything else

 

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Cilantro

Living in Kansas, the only time I get to watch the twins play is when they play the royals.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mediacenter/

 

No, it's Tibs fault for posting that Dozier clip so you weren't thinking straight

My. How on earth did you know the way I feel when I see that man? It's almost scary. I think I have to go to confession sometimes when I'm watching...but then I always stay to finish the game so I can gaze at his face longer. And then afterwards I decide that I'll be better next time. And then the game starts and I know it's time for confession. But deep down I always know that I'll never be able to pull myself away from the game.

 

Oh, and when the Twins aren't playing, I stare at that GIF.

 

Cannibas?

 

It's 4-21. I couldn't... I'm a day late. 

 

But... I clearly missed Tarlek

It is definitely one of my favorite gifs

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

C'mon boys!  6 outs.

 

Cannabis

 

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Basil

Rosemary

Sage

 

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Everything else

 

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Cilantro

Oh, ugh. Don't mention cilantro again.

It's 4-21. I couldn't... I'm a day late.

National Random Drug Testing Day.

That's gotta be tough

 

That Living in Kansas Thing

Extremely

Crap. I am not liking this.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

One of my favorite episodes

Oh, I forgot to say... I'm not wearing blue today. Not one stitch. I even remembered not to wear jeans, and that's a rarity.

One of my favorite episodes

You are obviously the master of your own domain.

 

One of my favorite episodes

"Shrinkage!"

 

"I'm out" (the contest)

 

"They're real and they're spectacular"

 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Followed closely by this one

 

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/carlton-dance-gif.gif

 

Oh, I forgot to say... I'm not wearing blue today. Not one stitch. I even remembered not to wear jeans, and that's a rarity.

 

I'm not revealing what I'm wearing... I learned my lesson... I want a lucky shirt to stay lucky. 

I have heartburn now.

I have heartburn now.

You didn't have it earlier?

 

 

 

Followed closely by this one

 

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/carlton-dance-gif.gif

 

That's Exactly How I dance

 

I remember my high school dances well... Those are the exact moves I used Dancing to "Endless Love"

I think more beer will help me feel better about this situation.

You didn't have it earlier?

She wasn't paying attention until now.

I'm not revealing what I'm wearing... I learned my lesson... I want a lucky shirt to stay lucky.

 

I passed someone on the street today. They did not smell good. And I thought, man, I hope Brian's lucky shirt doesn't smell like that or two drunk cousins are not enough space between us.