Check It Out: Joe Mauer's Offseason Productivity Is Improving Each Year.

[Parker Hageman]

During the Twins Caravan, KSTP's Chris Long caught up with Joe Mauer. Mauer told him that "this is the most productive offseason I've had in a long time" which sounded familiar to me. Rewind one year to the day and Mauer told the Pioneer Press that last winter has been "a very productive offseason."

 

https://twitter.com/ParkerHageman/status/558031359751766017

 

 

So you know what this means? Next offseason is going to be a "super magic unicorn productive offseason". We're all really looking forward to that.

[jokin]

During the Twins Caravan, KSTP's Chris Long caught up with Joe Mauer. Mauer told him that "this is the most productive offseason I've had in a long time" which sounded familiar to me. Rewind one year to the day and Mauer told the Pioneer Press that last winter has been "a very productive offseason."

 

https://twitter.com/ParkerHageman/status/558031359751766017

 

 

So you know what this means? Next offseason is going to be a "super magic unicorn productive offseason". We're all really looking forward to that.

 

Ouch!  Seriously, can't this guy afford to hire a PR firm?  If he's worried about the money, maybe he could pay them per added adjective to his lexicon.

[Old Twins Cap]

Last year was really productive, as in twins.  Right?  Look for triplets sometime next July.

[Kirby_waved_at_me]

I am still waiting for the Twins to take my idea for a Rocky IV parody with Mauer sporting a lumberjack beard and re-enacting Rocky's winter training montage Up North.

[tobi0040]

I am still waiting for the Twins to take my idea for a Rocky IV parody with Mauer sporting a lumberjack beard and re-enacting Rocky's winter training montage Up North.

 

We don't want him to get hurt.

[Mike Sixel]

Like tracking "best shape of my life" on Hardballtalk.....

[Boom Boom]

Joe's offseason batting average is through the roof.