Now I see where the worldwide liquor shortage is coming from.

Cerveza, por favor.

<hic>

 

What?

 

<trips>

 

Oops

Two hours ago, before the "Parade of Relievers", this game was moving right along.

How many hours ago? I've shaved twice since this game started.

Jason Giambi and LaTroy Hawkins are the last two active players to share the field with Kirby Puckett.

Jeter?

You are Number 6.

I am not a number! I'm a... a... TD Poster. Yeah, that's it.

 

(Thanks for pickin' up the reference!)

Time for match game!!!

If you add Giambi and Atchison together.

You get (blank).

biatchison?

Time for match game!!!

If you add Giambi and Atchison together.

You get (blank).

<hic>

What?

<trips>

Ouch

Jeter?

Jeter doesn't share.

I am starting to get into my Jammie's! This is so over!

I am starting to get into my Jammie's! This is so over!

I wore my Jammie's all day... I'm gonna wear a polo to bed.

I am starting to get into my Jammie's! This is so over!

Let me guess. Your jammies are zubaz with giraffes on them.

Can I say biatch on here, or do I get a naughty mark?

I wore my Jammie's all day... I'm gonna wear a polo to bed.

That might be too much info

Vargas might benefit from more curveballs during batting practice.

Can I say biatch on here, or do I get a naughty mark?

The guys will give you a pass, but the woman will glare at you willing you not to use that word freely but won't give you a naughty mark, unless you want me to.

<hic>

What?

<trips>

Oops

Don't break your humerus.

Who's the guy walking to the mound? He looks familiar?

Let me guess. Your jammies are zubaz with giraffes on them.

OK... Now I gotta get up... Just to Check if you are looking in my window.

I just got home and tried to catch up and read the entire game thread.  I think there is a danger in reading to much of the game thread at once, and I think I might have permanently damaged part of my mind.  

 

This is your mind on too much game thread:

 

http://lksommer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/istock_000013119322xsmall1.jpg

Jeter?

He never faced the Twins his first year in the bigs.

 

Probably for the best too. He likely would have never developed into a HOF'er had he been forced to face the likes of Frankie Rodriguez, Mike Trombley and Jose Parra as a wet behind the ears youngster.

Bases loaded, nobody out--what could possibly go wrong?

Don't break your humerus.

Yeah, that would kill my spirit. Can't imagine not being able to play tennis.

OK... Now I gotta get up... Just to Check if you are looking in my window.

Well, if you are in the condo right across the park from me, I can see you quite well. Especially with my binoculars.

Vargas might benefit from more curveballs during batting practice.

Yep... He's fun... But he ain't got it all down yet.

The guys will give you a pass, but the woman will glare at you willing you not to use that word freely but won't give you a naughty mark, unless you want me to.

I just got home and tried to catch up and read the entire game thread.  I think there is a danger in reading to much of the game thread at once, and I think I might have permanently damaged part of my mind.  

 

This is your mind on too much game thread:

 

http://lksommer.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/istock_000013119322xsmall1.jpg

No one can be told... the Game Thread...

Time for match game!!!

 

If you add Giambi and Atchison together.

 

You get (blank).

81, I think.

Bases loaded, nobody out--what could possibly go wrong?

Omg! You guys never learn. SHHHHHHHHHH! Sheesh! You are all such jinx magnets.

I wonder if the Twins make more money when a games runs long -- tonight there have been a lot of TV commercials due to all the pitching changes and extra innings.

Winnah!

That's My Boy!