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Game Thread: Twins v Indians, 9/19 @ 7:10pm

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Okay, this is not broken arm humour, but is one of my favourite poems from childhood and always makes me chuckle.

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171612

 

 

ARCIA!!!

 

(Those two things were unrelated. Arcia just hammered that while I was in the middle of typing the other.)

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Sorry.  I'll try to contain myself...

Yes, you do that :)

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If he ever makes a Home Run Derby, Arcia will have Bauer pitch to him.

Arcia was my pick to hit the most home runs this year.

I remember when I broke my arm.

 

I asked the doctor... "Will I be able to play Violin" and he said yes.

 

It was great news because...

 

I...

 

Didn't know...

 

How to play the violin before!

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    Okay, this is not broken arm humour, but is one of my favourite poems from childhood and always makes me chuckle.

    http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171612

    ARCIA!!!

    (Those two things were unrelated. Arcia just hammered that while I was in the middle of typing the other.)

    I'd choose Putt Putt. If I was one of the Dave's.

     

    Alas Dave's not here!

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    I was being a little sarcastically cynical.

    That's almost like being a little pedantically puntastic.

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    Okay, this is not broken arm humour, but is one of my favourite poems from childhood and always makes me chuckle.

    http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171612

     

     

    ARCIA!!!

     

    (Those two things were unrelated. Arcia just hammered that while I was in the middle of typing the other.)

    A poetry slam!  Cool!

     

    "I once knew a young lass from Nantucket..."

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    A poetry slam!  Cool!

     

    "I once knew a young lass from Nantucket..."

    I'm still waiting for the joke ...

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    A poetry slam!  Cool!

     

    "I once knew a young lass from Nantucket..."

    How many have to be on base for a poetry slam?

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    i am totally going on ebay and looking for a couple pair of those zubaz.  

    Chief, just did through your closet. I found this photo of you from 1989. Surely, you did not throw them out.

     

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    I once knew a  young lass from Nantucket

    Who //deleted by mods//

    She  //deleted by mods//

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    //deleted by mods//Kirby Puckett

    Now THAT was funny.

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    Thanks for your well wishes.  No cast -- 3 plates and screws,

     

    Shoes went one way. I went another on carpet over concrete,  Saved my wrist but landed with all my weight and  force on my upper arm.

     

    Good to have you back.Armed and dangerous.

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    A poetry slam!  Cool!

     

    "I once knew a young lass from Nantucket..."

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    I dated a guy once who broke his humerus. He was on the bus and had his arm resting on an open window when the bus went by this construction site and got really too close and this pole clipped his arm. Basically snapped the bone in half.

    That's what he told you, he was probably waving at another woman!

    There once were some...

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    There once were some...

    There once were some chickens from Nantucket.

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    They strutted and crowed.

    Something that rhymes with crowed.

    But they still ended up in someone's lunch bucket.

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    That's what he told you, he was probably waving at another woman!

    My wife broke her arm once... I was really worried about it for awhile.

     

    Then I found a bunch of takeout menus.

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    Pain meds made you a bit nauseous and the doc told you not to make it worse by watching the Twins?

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    There once were some chickens from Nantucket.

    Who made the cover of some fancy schmancy green magazine word that rhymes with tucket.

    They strutted and crowed.

    Something that rhymes with crowed.

    But they still ended up in someone's lunch bucket.

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