Just to update on why I haven't been posting:  just released from the hospital with a badly fractured left humerus,

 

Very little pain and I am very dominantly right handed but everything is just a lot harder.

 

I have watched some of the games -- was fun to see the Twins outdo Detroit,

Next time try to do it correctly.

This is your idea of funny?

No, but I can't help it. Every time someone says they broke their humerus, I can't help but think of that.

That commercial does not make me want to visit Wisconsin. Of course, there really wouldn't be much that would make me want to visit there.

Thanks for your well wishes.  No cast -- 3 plates and screws,

 

Shoes went one way. I went another on carpet over concrete,  Saved my wrist but landed with all my weight and  force on my upper arm.

Just to update on why I haven't been posting:  just released from the hospital with a badly fractured left humerus,

 

Very little pain and I am very dominantly right handed but everything is just a lot harder.

 

I have watched some of the games -- was fun to see the Twins outdo Detroit,

Get well JB. Missed you when you were gone.

Thanks for your well wishes.  No cast -- 3 plates and screws,

 

Shoes went one way. I went another on carpet over concrete,  Saved my wrist but landed with all my weight and  force on my upper arm.

You gonna have to do pt?

Just to update on why I haven't been posting:  just released from the hospital with a badly fractured left humerus,

 

Very little pain and I am very dominantly right handed but everything is just a lot harder.

 

I have watched some of the games -- was fun to see the Twins outdo Detroit,

What, hospitals in Iowa don't have internet?  

 

You  can't type with one hand?

 

Pain meds made you a bit nauseous and the doc told you not to make it worse by watching the Twins?

I'm still waiting for the joke ...

This isn't a joke but it reminds me of the conversation I had with my wife after I broke my arm.

 

It went like this:

 

Me: Hi Honey... I was driving over to Jennifer's house... A dog ran in front of my car... I swerved to avoid it but I corrected too much and I went through the guard rail on the viaduct. I smashed the hell out of your car... It's a total loss. When I got out of the car... I stepped onto the road to look at it and I got hit by a car... It was a strange coincidence because it was your mother who was driving the car that hit me.

 

Anyway... I'm in the emergency room now... I'll be Ok... I broke my arm.

 

Wife: Who the Hell is Jennifer?

I dated a guy once who broke his humerus. He was on the bus and had his arm resting on an open window when the bus went by this construction site and got really too close and this pole clipped his arm. Basically snapped the bone in half.

And ever since... Every time he complimented you... It was backhanded.

Thanks for your well wishes.  No cast -- 3 plates and screws,

 

Shoes went one way. I went another on carpet over concrete,  Saved my wrist but landed with all my weight and  force on my upper arm.

I blame Rick Anderson.

This is your idea of funny?

It is on top-ick...

 

does that count?

I blame Rick Anderson.

Don't be ridiculous.

 

Clearly, though, somehow the Twins medical staff shoulders some blame.

That commercial does not make me want to visit Wisconsin. Of course, there really wouldn't be much that would make me want to visit there.

I think the concept is good... So much humor potential. But... Whoever wrote them... Was clearly the wrong choice to be writing anything at all.

I think the concept is good... So much humor potential. But... Whoever wrote them... Was clearly the wrong choice to be writing anything at all.

I didn't like those movies so it doesn't even ring potential for me.

And speaking of the game, we seem to be keeping pace with the Tribe.

 

That's promising.

And speaking of the game, we seem to be keeping pace with the Tribe.

 

That's promising.

Omg, shhhhhh! It's too soon to be making jinx comments like that!

I didn't like those movies so it doesn't even ring potential for me.

Airplane!!! You didn't like Airplane.

 

Surely... You can't be Serious!!!

I'm not posting much more tonight because I am typing one handed and I am getting tired.  I can use my left but it is weak.  Exercises for PT and one nerve not totally awake --- time and exercise needed.

 

I'll watch a littlr longer but probably won't post,

Airplane!!! You didn't like Airplane.

 

Surely... You can't be Serious!!!

Aw man...beat me to it.

I'm not posting much more tonight because I am typing one handed and I am getting tired.  I can use my left but it is weak.  Exercises for PT and one nerve not totally awake --- time and exercise needed.

 

I'll watch a littlr longer but probably won't post,

Glad you're okay, or mostly okay, and will be. Don't overdo and do everything the pt tells you!

Airplane!!! You didn't like Airplane.

Surely... You can't be Serious!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah ... don't call me Shirley.

I'm not posting much more tonight because I am typing one handed and I am getting tired.  I can use my left but it is weak.  Exercises for PT and one nerve not totally awake --- time and exercise needed.

 

I'll watch a littlr longer but probably won't post,

If you'd like... You can hang around and I will post for you.

Just to update on why I haven't been posting:  just released from the hospital with a badly fractured left humerus,

 

Very little pain and I am very dominantly right handed but everything is just a lot harder.

 

I have watched some of the games -- was fun to see the Twins outdo Detroit,

That's awful JB. I am raising my glass to you, wishing you a full and speedy recovery.

 

That's awful JB. I am raising my glass to you, wishing you a full and speedy recovery.

 

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Now THAT was funny!

i am totally going on ebay and looking for a couple pair of those zubaz.  

I remember when I broke my arm.

 

I asked the doctor... "Will I be able to play Violin" and he said yes.

 

It was great news because...

 

I...

 

Didn't know...

 

How to play the violin before!

i am totally going on ebay and looking for a couple pair of those zubaz.

 

To wear to the next ModCon?

Arcia should wear Zubaz.

Arcia owns Bauer

Omg, shhhhhh! It's too soon to be making jinx comments like that!

Sorry.  I'll try to contain myself...