Only low jinx are bad luck.

 

There have only been high jinx on this game thread.

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when he falls apart he really falls apart

Okay. Not quite breathing yet, but that was a much-needed strikeout.

You can assume that in perpetuity my friend.

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Of Course... Now I gotta look up perpetuity.

I only want my milk from cows and I only want it after it has been processed to death.  1%, please.

 

I remember going to neighbors who did have cows and I could hardly choke down the milk they drank.  I'll take mine from the store, please.

I milk soybeans, personally.

 

No, I don't mean that I milk them personally, but that I prefer milk from a soybean.

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"Downward Plane" - drink!

Okay, and now I've stooped breathing again. Come on May!

Chris Davis... Bases Loaded and a pitcher with location issues.

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Of Course... Now I gotta look up perpetuity.

Hint: if you owe him money, this is a very bad word...

Great, the antidote for a wild starter: Deduno warming up in the bullpen.

What is a Forum page??

Kind of the opposite of a forum geezer.

BOOB!

Chris Davis... Bases Loaded and a pitcher with location issues.

I'm sorry about that... But... I've watched a lot of baseball in my life. I knew it was coming.

Chris Davis... Bases Loaded and a pitcher with location issues.

Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

 

Just think of all the anticipation we wasted earlier in the season.

A new thread within a Forum?  Click on Forums at the top of the page, click on the forum section you want, and you should see a black box near the top saying "Start New Topic" and click on that.

Vielen dank.

Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

You need to get past these primitive superstitions. It was a butterfly flapping its wings in Madagascar.

I milk soybeans, personally.

 

No, I don't mean that I milk them personally, but that I prefer milk from a soybean.

How do you get them into those stanchions?

Vielen dank.

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.

 

_{^{Or, you're welcome, if I'm not mistaken.}}

I wonder if he wants to start one on boobs?

Hadn't thought of that.

Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

 

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Good call.  Unfortunately.

 

I take full responsibility for the jinx of course.

 

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And sorry my efforts to avert collateral damage were for not...

 

If we can't develop a counter jinx, what about a jinx counter?

I've been holding off, small sample size and all, but I'm having a hard time picturing May as a top of the rotation kind of guy. Stuff just doesn't look that good so far.

Just think of all the anticipation we wasted earlier in the season.

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It's called Grass is Greeneritis.

And sorry my efforts to avert collateral damage were for not...

 

If we can't develop a counter jinx, what about a jinx counter?

I've been doing that... We are at 217 for the year.

when he falls apart he really falls apart

He is excelling at this.

Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale.

 

_{^{Or, you're welcome, if I'm not mistaken.}}

Your hovercraft is full of eels?

Boom goes May. His outings are an example of how not to succeed at pitching. Good stuff, but he is a terrible pitcher.

He will look better when he remembers things like... Mechanics.... Repeating his stroke.

 

Right Now he thinks he's this girl

 

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/27/fan-throws-worst-first-pitch-since-50-cent/?utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Run schafer!