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Game Thread: Indians@Twins 8/19 7:10PM

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Yes, I've noticed that too. But there's another pitcher, very tall, who looks even older. Does he play with ... Seattle?

Cue Abbott and Costello... Ready.... Here's my response.

 

You mean Young?

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But every time I see it, I want a McD's french fry..... and giving that the closest McD is 17 miles away, it isn't happening.

 

Distance is a great preservative from fast food.

Come to Grand Forks... On the North End... It smells like McDonalds French Fries all day long.

 

The Simplot plant makes them and yep... It smells just like them all over the a North End.

Cue Abbott and Costello... Ready.... Here's my response.

 

You mean Young?

Rondell White and Bud Black would blow A&C's mind.

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Greeks Fine Prostitutes

I know nobody every says "I don't get it" on this Twins Daily place you got going here but ... I don't get it.

Come to Grand Forks... On the North End... It smells like McDonalds French Fries all day long.

 

The Simplot plant makes them and yep... It smells just like them all over the a North End.

 

That would probably cure my cravings.

Back to minivans.....why are they unmanly? We used ours to camp all over the place. We used ours to bike and golf all,over the place. Unlike most SUVs, our wheels did not get in the way of loading drywall flat so we could remodel. Oh, and they are easy to get stuff into that is big or awkward.

if you have enough manliness to require seating for 7, I don't think it's unmanly
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Rondell White and Bud Black would blow A&C's mind.

I really don't consider Dallas all that Green either.

Headline from 1982:

 

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

"Giants Play Well in the Drizzle"

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Suicide Bomber Strikes Funeral - At Least Two Dead

"Group Protests Funeral: Down with Coffins! Down with Coffins!"

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Prostitute Appeals To Judge Who Tried Her

Tomorrow: Judge Will Give Deaf Mute Hearing

Cue Abbott and Costello... Ready.... Here's my response.

 

You mean Young?

 

Cue Abbott and Costello... Ready.... Here's my response.

 

You mean Young?

Yes.

Cue Abbott and Costello... Ready.... Here's my response.

 

You mean Young?

 

Come to Grand Forks... On the North End... It smells like McDonalds French Fries all day long.

 

Home prices?  Schools?

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Tomorrow's Headline:

 

Twins Beaten by Indians, Mumbai Authorities investigate

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Yes.

So Young is Older?

Tomorrow's Headline:

 

Twins Beaten by Indians, Mumbai Authorities investigate

That is hysterical.

 

BTW, I went to Crookston in 1977! as a freshman in college, played for the baseball team that year; I actually did buy my last baseball glove in Grand Forks. I remember fondly the smell of potatoes cooking in the evening in some factory or other.

Come to Grand Forks... On the North End... It smells like McDonalds French Fries all day long.

 

The Simplot plant makes them and yep... It smells just like them all over the a North End.

Wait...  fries... or Extra Deep Fried Fries, on...uhh,. a spear?

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That is hysterical.

 

BTW, I went to Crookston in 1977! as a freshman in college, played for the baseball team that year; I actually did buy my last baseball glove in Grand Forks. I remember fondly the smell of potatoes cooking in the evening in some factory or other.

Yep... That would be Simplot. When I first moved to town in 1990. We had a North End place about 3 blocks away. Every Day... It was like sticking your face in a McDonalds bag and breathing in.

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Well that's that.

 

It seems like a little while ago... We had a 5 run lead.

What's worse...getting up 5-0 early, only to lose...or...getting behind big early, and have the rally fall short?

Good f**king riddance to a lousy game

Only 27 losses to go.

Perkins in to preserve this deficit

Looks like he did it.  What does he get?  A spent?

What's worse...getting up 5-0 early, only to lose...or...getting behind big early, and have the rally fall short?

To quote Chief: Yes.

Well that's that.

 

It seems like a little while ago... We had a 5 run lead.

Seems like a little while ago Gene Larkin hit that fly ball.

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What's worse...getting up 5-0 early, only to lose...or...getting behind big early, and have the rally fall short?

yes. 

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Greeks Fine Prostitutes

 

 

I know nobody every says "I don't get it" on this Twins Daily place you got going here but ... I don't get it.

 

Not that i'm sure i get it either, but speculate it is some complex linguistical humor where "fine" operates as both an adjective and a verb.

 

That said, I'm wondering how people get their hands on tomorrow's paper, as some of those are intriguing...

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