They;re just little kids.

I was gonna say... You ain't kidding.

3. Trevor Bauer -- I already did a thing on Trevor Bauer... He makes another start in Target Field tonight. The Twins were able to beat him at Target Field July 23rd.   

And they beat him again tonight.  Too bad they won't hang the 'L' on him though.

pirantahs.

Ode to the infield single...

Vasquez started and pitched only 2 innings of no hit ball before he was replaced. Could he start for the Twins on Saturday ?

 

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Pretty sure it was a suspended game. Rosario was hitting .000 and everybody's numbers look like early season.

Tomorrow's Headline:

 

Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons

Tomorrow's Headline:

 

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Gets New Lawyer

Knock it off, Francona.

Ugh. Francona. Ugh.

Tomorrow's Headline:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I am think Gardy and Franc-y are having a good old fashioned manager duel. Winner gets to try and revive all the corpses watching the game.

Drive one Joe.

Tomorrow's Headline:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Umm... Where's the left hand?

Back to minivans.....why are they unmanly? We used ours to camp all over the place. We used ours to bike and golf all,over the place. Unlike most SUVs, our wheels did not get in the way of loading drywall flat so we could remodel. Oh, and they are easy to get stuff into that is big or awkward.

Back to minivans.....why are they unmanly? We used ours to camp all over the place. We used ours to bike and golf all,over the place. Unlike most SUVs, our wheels did not get in the way of loading drywall flat so we could remodel. Oh, and they are easy to get stuff into that is big or awkward.

I don't think anything is unmanly. A Flowered Dress on me... Looks very Manly for example.

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Marijuana Issue Sent To Joint Committee

sonsabitches.

Tomorrow's Headline:

 

Victim alive for hours before he died

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Greeks Fine Prostitutes

Umm... Where's the left hand?

 

Taking the photo of course.

 

 

 

Where else would it be?

All these pitching changes men too many cute kid commercials--McDonald's and the Amazon phone.

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Headless Body Found In Topless Bar

Headline from 1982:

 

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

What are they batting?

 

(My mistake... sheep produce wool, not goats.)

And how much they produce depends on what PED's you're feeding them and what your Fantasy Yarn League allows.

 

In my league, have a keeper 5-tool ewe (don't even think about it, Rb) from one of the Dakota indy teams, can't remember which, (I'm serious, don't do it man, will snap like guitar string at a Johnny Cash prison concert), but the ram is leading my league in Wool Aggregate Resources.

It's "ma'am" or "ms"

 

It's been a frustrating few days.  The MS answer desk was absolutely no help on Saturday.  Amazing how much more helpful they got by Monday when they realized that a lot of people had problems.

Ms. is it.

 

I seriously think a MS (Microsoft) helpline would be seriously helpful. Well, anyway.

This Mom stealing French Fries McDonald's Commercial... Not only is she feeding the family McDonalds... She is also stealing the kids French Fries with premeditated malice.

 

Another family headed down the dark path. It's no wonder we are ranked 31st in the world in math skills and 23rd in science and 17th in reading,

 

The kids just don't have a chance!!!

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Marijuana Issue Sent To Joint Committee

Tonight, periods of sustained darkness, followed by light near morning.

Atchison is the oldest looking dude in baseball... Maybe 2nd after Jack McKeon.

Yes, I've noticed that too. But there's another pitcher, very tall, who looks even older. Does he play with ... Seattle?

This Mom stealing French Fries McDonald's Commercial... Not only is she feeding the family McDonalds... She is also stealing the kids French Fries with premeditated malice.

 

Another family headed down the dark path. It's no wonder we are ranked 31st in the world in math skills and 23rd in science and 17th in reading,

 

The kids just don't have a chance!!!

 

But every time I see it, I want a McD's french fry..... and giving that the closest McD is 17 miles away, it isn't happening.

 

Distance is a great preservative from fast food.

Tomorrow's headline:

 

Suicide Bomber Strikes Funeral - At Least Two Dead