If someone would inform the Twins' batters, they could relay the message to him.

Are you sure?

I was hoping someone would at least get on base so Florimon wasn't leading off the ninth. Maybe they'll pinch hit for him?

Oh boy, Duensing!

 

With several lefties after the first batter, he's not a crazy choice.

Are you sure?

 

We need more chatter from the Twins dugout. "Hey dude! Yeah you, Lackey! Your BABIP is unsustainable!"

Kyle Gibson doing his best Yohan Pino impression recently

With several lefties after the first batter, he's not a crazy choice.

 

Stock quote anytime I see Duensing, just to prepare myself.

Kyle Gibson doing his best Yohan Pino impression recently

 

Yes, the benchmark by which all other pitchers are measured.

We need more chatter from the Twins dugout. "Hola amigo! Si tu, Lackey! U BABIP es insostenable!"

 

ftfy

BABEEP

 

ftfy

Obligatory Mauer complaint.

• Seth Kaplan ‏@Seth_Kaplan 14m
  The #MNTwins have scored one run in their last 29 innings. In the span, Twins SP's combined ERA is 1.28.
   
   
  Sigh....
   
   
  

Obligatory Mauer complaint.

 

Obligatory defense.

Obligatory Mauer complaint.

 

"They should change the number on his jersey from 7 to 4-3"

Obligatory Mauer complaint.

 

Kind of redundant isn't it?

Obligatory Mauer complaint.

Concur.

Kind of redundant isn't it?

Like, 4 or 5 times per game redundant?

Obligatory Burton snark.

Did not go according to plan.

 

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I propose that Parmelee AND Escobar get a hit, rather than Parmelee OR Escobar get a hit...

 

But of course i'm open to other ideas?

"They should change the number on his jersey from 7 to 4-3"

 

"Four minus three is one. I don't get it."

Air Supply. Tony Orlando. The Shirelles.

 

Grand Casino. Come for the entertainment. Stay for the hip replacement surgery.

I propose that Parmelee AND Escobar get a hit, rather than Parmelee OR Escobar get a hit...

 

By George. I think he's got it!

Twins fielders have given up twice as many baserunners today as the pitchers.

No Jack Morris impression for Lackey today

Air Supply. Tony Orlando. The Shirelles.

 

Grand Casino. Come for the entertainment. Stay for the hip replacement surgery.

 

They black out NESN's ads on mlb.tv. Pity, I'm sure some local color would bleed through.

Question, if you're John Farrell, do you send Uehara out to pitch the 11th?

Parms!!!!!!

Hallelujah!

Babe Parmelee.

Parms!!!

Parms!