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Game Thread: Twins@Yankees 5/30 6:05PM

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Very encouraging to see Arcia and Willingham step back into the lineup and contribute immediately. We need em bad because most of the hot bats from the first quarter have cooled off. Gives me hope that this team might not sink back into the abyss.

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Either call up Hermann or fire Gardy. At this point those are the options. The mishandling of Pinto is unforgivable at this point.

 

How bout'... Sending Down Gardy and calling up Lily Tomlin.

 

Not great options but they are more options.

um, pass me the trade chips please :)

 

If Dick says "eyelid stitches" one more time, you can have a used bag of them for free...

How bout'... Sending Down Gardy and calling up Lily Tomlin.

 

Not great options but they are more options.

 

Gardy will need a rundown on how many catchers and faux CFers Rochester has rostered before he'll accept.

Plouffe's HR makes me so, so optimistic that Hughes is gonna win the Cy Young this year.

 

You graduate logic :)

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He pinch ran last night, and took BP today.

 

Last Night... He is struggling with the schedule

You graduate logic :)

 

I was a little worried that my comment didn't make any sense

Three home runs is a season high for us? That's what the Yankee TV announcers just said.

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Hey, what do you have against Doritos?

 

Umm... Nothing really... Now I kinda want some. I will say this... Too many Flavors... I reached into a bag of something once and my tongue was pissed at me for 3 days.

1-2-3.

Let's get those HITTERS back out there!!!!

Hey, what do you have against Doritos?

 

Just their annoying tendency to fragment and end up on a piece of paper occasionally, leaving that semi-transparent spot that reminds you that you have eaten what amounts to a very tiny organic oil refinery.

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I was a little worried that my comment didn't make any sense

 

I paused for a second and then I figured it out.

 

Besides... If it doesn't makes sense... It'll fit the game thread like a turkey baster.

Just their annoying tendency to fragment and end up on a piece of paper occasionally, leaving that semi-transparent spot that reminds you have eaten what amounts to a very tiny organic oil refinery.

 

That paragraph is better than a gif :)

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Three home runs is a season high for us? That's what the Yankee TV announcers just said.

 

It does seem like it could be

Dick has, or is, kind of reigned in his enthusiasm on these long fly balls. I don't think he thought either of those was going out. Sure is nice to get some long balls, especially against these guys.

I was a little worried that my comment didn't make any sense

Friday night game thread is Coherence Optional Night, so you're not even close to getting there....

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That paragraph is better than a gif :)

 

Its good... But I still want Terry Ryan pounding the table.

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So Nuno... Throws 112% curve balls and 11% fastballs.

That paragraph is better than a gif :)

Thanks, had to make up for whiffing on any image of Ryan's surprise walk-on cameo in an off-Broadway production of Cats....

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John Ryan Murphy... She ran calling... Wildfire!!!

LENIII also says the 3 HR are a season high.

I paused for a second and then I figured it out.

 

Besides... If it doesn't makes sense... It'll fit the game thread like a turkey baster.

The game thread permits word salad.

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Thanks, had to make up for whiffing on any image of Ryan's surprise walk-on cameo in an off-Broadway production of Cats....

 

If we had some audio editing capability and audio of a Terry Ryan saying "Yes" just once. It could be looped and we could all laugh and laugh and cement our status as juveniles.

Its good... But I still want Terry Ryan pounding the table.

 

If you make a little post-it with a face cutout to cover the hair, and pretend Terry wears glasses...

 

http://media.giphy.com/media/lJVh5oAg6qJ32/giphy.gif

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The game thread permits word salad.

 

Yes it does... With Ranch Dressing on top of the adjectives.

Friday night game thread is Coherence Optional Night, so you're not even close to getting there....

 

 

Really? I don't have to cohere?

 

Not used to such freedom...

After my bike ride, I am too tired to type up a log tirade......so I will just type .....pinto.

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