Game Thread: Twins v Rangers, 5/28@7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

You know, I think it was Brian who started the steak sauce discussion, too.

 

It was

[WLFINN]

...sure could use one of those doubles Esco

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

May I also suggest to the Twins that the DO something .... helps prevent these little diversions.

 

Yeah, for people following at 35,000 feet... No score, bottom of sixth.

[D. Hocking]

May I also suggest to the Twins that the DO something .... helps prevent these little diversions.

 

"LITTLE" diversions? Like Godzilla is a "little" pest?

[stringer bell]

It looks like a decent crowd tonight, but it is as quiet in TF as I can remember.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Also... radio guy Corey Provus went home sick tonight...

 

 

coincidence ?!?

[Guest USAFChief]

Also... radio guy Corey Provus went home sick tonight...

 

 

coincidence ?!?

Were they discussing egg preparation pre-game?

[Guest USAFChief]

$100 bucks says he steals second base.

[LaBombo]

I like over easy, cooked whites, runny yolk.

Good to know there's a fellow yolker out there. Bought a backpack in college half paid for by wagers in the dorm food service that I couldn't possibly swallow a sunny-side-up egg yolk whole. And keep it down. As if it were worms, bleach, or ipecac.

[stringer bell]

The home plate umpire is having a pretty good game, but he never should have ejected Andrus unless Elvis made some reference to the ump's ancestry.

[Riverbrian]

I want a W

[Riverbrian]

Good to know there's a fellow yolker out there. Bought a backpack in college half paid for by wagers in the dorm food service that I couldn't possibly swallow a sunny-side-up egg yolk whole. And keep it down. As if it were worms, bleach, or ipecac.

 

And with that...

 

Ummm... I did the raw egg in a glass for about week straight after Rocky.

 

I stopped when this guy beat me up.

[Squirrel]

I just don't like Burton on the mound.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Good to know there's a fellow yolker out there. Bought a backpack in college half paid for by wagers in the dorm food service that I couldn't possibly swallow a sunny-side-up egg yolk whole. And keep it down. As if it were worms, bleach, or ipecac.

 

"If my boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs!"

 

I like runny yolks too. Though they can get messy really quickly if you're not careful.

[Riverbrian]

Well... Now we gotta comeback.

[Squirrel]

Crap crap crap crap. Damn it.

[JB_Iowa]

I wanted an R -- but not for Texas.

[GCTF]

I want a W

 

You're welcome.

[Guest USAFChief]

Burton happens.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Crap crap crap crap. Damn it.

 

Too many eggs?

 

(sorry had to)

[Gibby]

Just the sight of Burton's face angers me.

[GCTF]

Burton should just get it over with and legally change his name to Brian Bass.

[LaBombo]

The home plate umpire is having a pretty good game, but he never should have ejected Andrus unless Elvis made some reference to the ump's ancestry.

 

Probably, or maybe to his resemblance to a male body part...

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/80002-10931.jpg

[Riverbrian]

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You're welcome.

 

Great Thanks... All Yolk colored and everything!!!

[Ultima Ratio]

Burton happens.

 

All too often.

[Riverbrian]

Burton should just get it over with and legally change his name to Brian Bass.

 

Bass as in the fish or the instrument.

 

I want to make sure I get the pronunciation right.

[Guest USAFChief]

Dick: "Choo is hitting LHer's better than RHers!"

 

Choo, career vs RHers: .307/.411/.518

Choo, career vs LHers: .250/.348/.350

[Guest USAFChief]

Burton should just get it over with and legally change his name to Brian Bass.

One too many "B's."

[Ultima Ratio]

dick: "choo is hitting lher's better than rhers!"

 

choo, career vs rhers: .307/.411/.518

choo, career vs lhers: .250/.348/.350

 

and…?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Just the sight of Burton's face angers me.

 

said Kyle Gibson in the post game press conference...