Game Thread: Twins@Giants 5/24 9:05PM

[JB_Iowa]

Oh, so that was your fault, eh?

 

I'll gladly take the blame .... except I don't think it will do any good.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Bannisters are where I learned the ability to hit High Notes. It happened at the end of the slide.

 

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Oh, i learned to jump off before the end in those instances...

 

But your lesson is good to learn too.

 

And i was always envious of Mary Poppins' ability to slide up too.

[Bark's Lounge]

Bark it's been awhile... Good to read you again

 

You know me Brian - I reads real goods, justs likes my is last thread.

[Riverbrian]

Deduno is losing it. This don't look good

 

Ok... He found it again

[JB_Iowa]

Could be worse....

[JB_Iowa]

8th XBH of the year for JoeMo

[Riverbrian]

Oh, i learned to jump off before the end in those instances...

 

But your lesson is good to learn too.

 

And i was always envious of Mary Poppins' ability to slide up too.

 

Another lesson as a young child. If you run full speed into a fire hydrant. The pointy valve part of the hydrant. Can keep you Soprano.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

"The way baseball is supposed be watched" by Sample Size

 

-Two decades after the best seller "My Feet Hurt". Sample Size returns with the brilliantly penned "The way baseball is supposed to be watched" The naritive is set in motion by an overly friendly Dennis DeYoung of the band Styx who befriends a young couple and follows them around everywhere they go, leading to misunderstandings and important life lessons.

 

Ah, I'm still proud of "My Feet Hurt." It was inspired by the song Tai Kwan Leap.

 

Alas, i haven't been able to find a publisher for this new baseball novel. I think i'll have to rework somewhat if it is to be appreciated by the general public...

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I'm a fan of Parms, but why does a guy who's 0-fer the season batting with RISP continue to hit cleanup?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

8th XBH of the year for JoeMo

 

That's 2 games in a row, and 2 of the last 3 hits. Maybe he's improving?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

One players has 14 doubles on the season the other has 5.

 

One is Joe Mauer, the other is Eduardo Escobar.

[twinsnorth49]

That's 2 games in a row, and 2 of the last 3 hits. Maybe he's improving?

 

He's put enough of them out there, a few were bound to find the ground at some point.

[twinsnorth49]

Kubel .........why? Someone remind me.

[Riverbrian]

I'm a fan of Parms, but why does a guy who's 0-fer the season batting with RISP continue to hit cleanup?

 

And Arcia and Hammer will be here Monday.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

He's put enough of them out there, a few were bound to find the ground at some point.

This season hasn't been the JM we're accustomed to. Is his back still injured? Still learning 1b?

There's still time for Joe to come back, but man!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Kubel .........why? Someone remind me.

See RB...

[Riverbrian]

Kubel .........why? Someone remind me.

 

He's only player on the roster who faced National League Guys... He's left handed and his name is easier to spell than Colabello

[Richie the Rally Goat]

And Arcia and Hammer will be here Monday.

True enough, but how about some lineup creativity?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

He's only player on the roster who faced National League Guys... He's left handed and his name is easier to spell than Colabello

And Arcia and Willingham are still rehabbing

[twinsnorth49]

He's only player on the roster who faced National League Guys... He's left handed and his name is easier to spell than Colabello

Not enough.

[Riverbrian]

Not enough.

 

Ok... Ummm.... He's visits Children's Hospitals weekly. He does a Ventriloquism act where you can clearly see his lips move.

[twinsnorth49]

Ok... Ummm.... He's visits Children's Hospitals weekly. He does a Ventriloquism act where you can clearly see his lips move.

I wonder if his dummy could hit better? Someone check on his options.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

55 pitches thru 4 innings for Deduno. Does he have the sink on the FB today? Looks like more grounders hit. He might go 6 tonight.

[twinsnorth49]

This Deduno fellow is pretty ok.

[Riverbrian]

The sink isn't pronounced as usual... but it's there.

[twinsnorth49]

One players has 14 doubles on the season the other has 5.

 

One is Joe Mauer, the other is Eduardo Escobar.

 

So Mauer hits 7th?

[amjgt]

Hey.... Hicks decided to finally swing the bat on the 10th pitch he saw today.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

So Mauer hits 7th?

What do you do with the guy?

[twinsnorth49]

What do you do with the guy?

 

Swap him with Dozier?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I wonder if his dummy could hit better? Someone check on his options.

 

Perhaps he could swing the dummy...

 

All joking aside, he could still connect.

 

Plenty of baseball left tonight.