Do you think we could get pelfrey to pine tar his neck. He needs to try something...steroids and foreign substances are what i recommend...and working slower

Maybe Mauer can hit the rapist in the cup too

 

if he gets up

Haha, Kemp just stretched for a double on a sharp ball hit to Ben Revere. With any other center fielder he's out by a mile. Revere 4 hopped it to 2nd base from not even deep center.

Gardy was trying to be crafty, Tonkin probably should have stayed in with a switch hitter then another righty due up.

http://mrsmaine.wikispaces.com/file/view/diaper.depends/76208285/diaper.depends

 

I'm just trying to figure out why there is a tilde over the n. My tongue hurts from trying to pronounce the result.

Florimon has a triple on that.

Good runnin'!

Um, now why would you want me to kill glunn? (I don't cook.)

 

Casserole for glunn, not... made of glunn.

 

Anyway, Esccobar for two!

Why are we leavin' out the "g" tonight?

Fuld foold on that one.

Do the fans get two free pizzas if we strike out 20 times?

I want a home runhome run

kee-rap.

I'm not gonna make it Target before 11 either.

I want to go to bed. I'm on Greenland time.

Do the fans get two free pizzas if we strike out 20 times?

One large should be enough to feed everyone.

I'm just trying to figure out why there is a tilde over the n. My tongue hurts from trying to pronounce the result.

umlaut, not tilde. Easy mistake to make.

Ack! The hockey game is tied, too!

umlaut, not tilde. Easy mistake to make.

nerds!!

On to the 12th...

 

Better than ending in the bottom of the 11th, but... i'm tired too.

I want to go to bed. I'm on Greenland time.

I'm on central time and I'm going to bed after this half inning if we don't score

Ack! The hockey game is tied, too!

What hockey game would that be?

 

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/images/16539.jpg

What hockey game would that be?

 

Blackhawks

umlaut, not tilde. Easy mistake to make.

 

So it's the name of a heavy metal band?

Oh Oh... I'm pulling everything Plouffe is back

Oh Oh... I'm pulling everything Plouffe is back

 

LOL... And thank goodness

Boom. Take that longoria

Attaboy Plouffesy

Plouffesie!

Pitch to Cola with a RHer on the mound. If they get him, they'll walk Kubel.