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Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 4/23 @ 6:10pm CT

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So the Twins are competing in a meaningful baseball game after the ice

has left Lake Minnetonka? What's next, a miniseries based on Fargo?

I'm not sure I agree with ya a hunnerd percent on your police work there, La.

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Feeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Gardy's just messin' with the guy by bringing in a one-syllable last name reliever.

Gardy's just messin' with the guy by bringing in a one-syllable last name reliever.

Well played Gaaaaaaaaar Deeeeeeeee

I'm not sure I agree with ya a hunnerd percent on your police work there, La.

 

 

Oh ya?

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Omg. That aged me a thousand years. I feel like Chief's age now.

I don't drink wine. Don't like it.

Are you sure? The article I read 18 years ago in an issue of Maxim that I found in the backseat pocket of the airline seat in front of me said chi.... females dig wine.

 

So, again. Sure?

Omg. That aged me a thousand years. I feel like Chief's age now.

 

What does that feel like?

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Time for bonus baseball!

 

Didnt we know that already #everypelfreystart

Jaaaaaaaack Liiiiiiiiinks

they should go talk to his mom

Gardy: Extra inning's huh? Andy...who's left in the pen?

 

Andy: //blank stare//

 

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....

 

 

Gardy: Hicksie...c'mere son. You used to pitch in HS, amiright?

Omg. That aged me a thousand years. I feel like Chief's age now.

Assault with a deadly post.

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Assault with a deadly post.

Oh for Pete's sake ... he knows I'm kidding. :)

I'm not sure I agree with ya a hunnerd percent on your police work there, La.

 

DLR -- that'd be the person who puts people on the DL, right?

 

Yeah, i heard about the tv show. Haven't gotten around to tryin' to watch it. Is it worth the time?

 

And for me, "Three cent stamp." seems appropriate as a twins fan...

Holy Cow!!! It's like 2AM in Tampa

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Yeah, if Tampa were Greenland, that'd be about right.

Oh for Pete's sake ... he knows I'm kidding. :)

 

Depends...

http://mrsmaine.wikispaces.com/file/view/diaper.depends/76208285/diaper.depends

Stop! I was even more kidding. I know it's not a contest, just...

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If that's what you've got I think you just lost the contest.

Balfour is definitely divergent

DLR -- that'd be the person who puts people on the DL, right?

 

Yeah, i heard about the tv show. Haven't gotten around to tryin' to watch it. Is it worth the time?

 

And for me, "Three cent stamp." seems appropriate as a twins fan...

'The heck do you mean?

Yeah, if Tampa were Greenland, that'd be about right.

Angry nation on the phone, going by the name of 'Iceland".

 

Your call.

If that's what you've got I think you just lost the contest.

If you promise to use the time recovered from not arguing with me

to make a casserole for glunn, then you have my surrender.

http://mrsmaine.wikispaces.com/file/view/diaper.depends/76208285/diaper.depends

"Fits like your own underwear."

 

Seems to me that sort of defeats the purpose, no?

Hi. Why did Tonkin only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Why did Thielbar only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Given that they both seem to be pretty good, seems like sort of a waste to use them like this in the 6th inning

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If you promise to use the time recovered from not arguing with me

to make a casserole for glunn, then you have my surrender.

Um, now why would you want me to kill glunn? (I don't cook.)

Huh?

Get that a lot. Starting to worry that it's holding me back.

Hi. Why did Tonkin only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Why did Thielbar only pitch 1/3 of an inning? Given that they both seem to be pretty good, seems like sort of a waste to use them like this in the 6th inning

It's called "man'gin," m'boy.

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