Dozier gets him over, Mauer walks.

 

...Plouffe hits into a double play. Twins baseball at its best.

Alright Chief... Put the Thesaurus down.

 

He will, just as soon as he's done looking up thesaurus.

Just setting up a Cola-opportunity in the 10th.

Alright Chief... Put the Thesaurus down.

Good advice, but too late. I chucked it through the *$*#(% TV last half inning.

Duensing...i feel not so good right now...time for dvred mad men episode

He will, just as soon as he's done looking up thesaurus.

 

Youd figure Dinosaurs would recognize other "saur's"

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

Florimon would have had that...but he probably wouldn't have the RBI Escobar has.

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

 

and you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, too.

Florimon would have had that Jennings grounder... (Pause)... Ok... Throw food at me now.

Alright Chief... Put the Thesaurus down.

Stop being smart or something, bookworm dumb@ss...

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Another druuuuuuunk guuuuuy!

Florimon would have had that Jennings grounder... (Pause)... Ok... Throw food at me now.

Done. But which food group, and where?

and you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, too.

That is something I've never done. I'm just like this naturally.

Another druuuuuuunk guuuuuy!

Another? I think it's the same one.

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

 

Hope you're stocked up on the magically priced and named wine they sell...

That is something I've never done. I'm just like this naturally.

 

I've done it... Accidentally glued my face to an art project.

Another? I think it's the same one.

The 2-0 pitch there were definitely 2

Well, guess I'm not gonna make it to Trader Joe's before 10.

 

 

Anticipating an an under four hour game with a Pelfry start is your bad...

This might be the most boring at bat in the history of baseball.

Hope you're stocked up on the magically priced and named wine they sell...

I don't drink wine. Don't like it.

Stop being smart or something, bookworm dumb@ss...

http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/images/small-bnb.gif

 

Where'd you get the pic of Brian and Chief?

Sigh.

I've done it... Accidentally glued my face to an art project.

Heh..."accidentally." Heh.

So the Twins are competing in a meaningful baseball game after the ice

has left Lake Minnetonka? What's next, a miniseries based on Fargo?

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh!!!!!

Can we get a second walk off wild pitch? What's the team record?

Ugh.

Feeeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Caaaaaaaaaaaaa seeeeeeeeeeeey