Took me a while, but eventually I got there.

 

Phew, was also considering retirement.

The Rays organization should be embarrassed one a-hole can stand out that badly

 

Better to be embarrassed by a fan rather than the team on the field I guess.

That was beautiful Dozier... Well done!!!

Mauer is just painfully overdue. Now's the time.

 

- edit- walking Mauer to get to Plouffe. Make em pay, Trev.

There ya go, Dozier.

 

Mauer, if you strike out....

 

Edit: I guess it's hard to strike out if you get intentionally walked.

Way to put the bat out, Doz. That's baseball.

Baaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllfffffffffffffoooooooooooouuuuuuuuurrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBP padding

Suicide squeeze!

Ok Plouffe... You're up... Just find the OF please

Never seen a first baseman standing with his left foot in foul territory -- now that what you call guarding the line

But you've seen one standing with his right foot in foul territory?

Dozier gets him over, Mauer walks.

Ha! I called it!

Is this where I sign up to groan about Mauer taking another walk?

I'm calling for the squeeze! Listen to me Gardy!

Dozier gets him over, Mauer walks.

Prescient, she is.

They are shifting on Plouffe... Must have some old notes

Time for a 2 run homer...

Who regrets the length of their Ryan Howard contract more? Subway or the Phillies?

 

Needs research. How many people go to the concession stand to get something to eat when Howard comes up? If the number is high enough, the Phillies may be getting more food sales than Subway is from their contract with Howard.

Is this where I sign up to groan about Mauer taking another walk?

I mean really. Surely he could've swung at one of owe pitches!

Hey, whoever made the call on a four-hour game about 2.5 hours ago is looking really good right now.

I guess he could have tried to swing as they pitched out.

Thanks for nothing Plouffe.

Prescient, she is.

Heh, read that as prescious.

Sigh... Or make that SIGH!!!

When is sano going to be ready

I don't want the old Trevor. Give me the new Trevor back.

Damn it Plouffe. Well, poop, for Pete's sake.

NOOO!

 

 

Plouffe doesn't strike out. Organizational win.

Prescient, she is.

 

Alright Chief... Put the Thesaurus down.