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The Ron Gardenhire Nickname Generator

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Heh ... I tried this and it went on thinking for about 5 minutes with no answer. I guess the 'Gardyizer' couldn't come up with anything for my last name.

Left me hanging too.

"Boom Bsy"

 

I think it's pronounced "Boom Beezy".

He can't even get his own name right... Gardsy?

You can use this to accurately predict which FA the Twins will sign.

 

Tansy doesn't have the same ring to it as Hughsy.

That was ...well, that was exactly what I expected it would be.

Loved the animation and 60's scifi movie mainframe sound effect. It doesn't care much for names that end with vowels. LaBombo => Labsy => No thanks.

 

Pretty sure that what it generated from my real last name is a Yiddish curse word...

Join us for tonight's Twins Hangout, where I refer to Seth only as Stohsie.

I have been dubben (pretty sure that's a word jerks) Levsy.

 

Let it go forth.

'Trane' produces Transy.

Could have been much, much worse...

I got Gardenhosed.

In my mind, when I say these, some come out as "-see," and some come out as "-zee."

 

"Mauer-zee."

 

"Plouffe-see."

 

Is there some obscure pronunciation rule that explains this? Or am I doing it wrong?

Edited by USAFChief

'Trane' produces Transy.

Could have been much, much worse...

Well, mine was on those lines, once I got it to work: Chitsy

I mean, considering how you say ChiTown, it sounds a little close to ...

I got Tibbsy

Who would have guessed.... Jamsy.

Wahlsy, of course.

I found this kind of lame, but I heard that former Twins World Series heroes Hrbeksky, Brunsy, Gaettsy, Violsy, Blylsy and the manager TKsy got a big kicksky out of it.

I found this kind of lame, but I heard that former Twins World Series heroes Hrbeksky, Brunsy, Gaettsy, Violsy, Blylsy and the manager TKsy got a big kicksky out of it.

 

Thanks, Tripsy. :)

Stephen Strangesie.

 

It must be the Zola algorithm.

O'Reilly becomes Orsy

It does Kubel as Kubsey.

I thought he was Kubes?

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