Is Derek Norris related to Chuck?

No, but his beard is. It fought him to a draw in the Norris family reunion cage match...

Edited April 7, 201412 yr by LaBombo

It annoys me that Gardy leaves Correia in for more pitches when he's getting lit up than in his first outing in Chicago when he was sailing along after a rough couple innings.

 

Kevin really (insert cliche) to give us nearly six solid innings today despite not having his best stuff.

But we still could have offered him more.

For sure.. there's been plenty of good players that the Twins could have offered more money over the years, but decided not to.

Lowrie lucky not to have ended up with stitching imprint tattooed onto his forehead.

He can do that?

Florimon heard about the trade.

And Pedro gets a hit! That's 2 quality at bats today.

Now if Dozier and Mauer can follow Florimon's lead....

No dice

is Kevin still gonna be on the mound?

He's going to win the Cy Young this year.

Bremer: "Nick Punto in to pinch run for Lowrie. Let's see if he slides into first..." Couldn't help but laugh.

Did my favorite Pitcher just knock my Fantasy SS/2B eligible Player out of the game!

 

Great... Like I can replace him with Florimon or Tejada.

Deduno is even more interesting to watch now that he's added the balk to his arsenal...

Balks are too touchy at times.

Did my favorite Pitcher just knock my Fantasy SS/2B eligible Player out of the game!

 

Great... Like I can replace him with Florimon or Tejada.

Better beat the rush and stash Eduardo Nunez...

Better beat the rush and stash Eduardo Nunez...

 

I think I've owned Nunez about 8 times the past 3 years.

Balks are too touchy at times.

Yeah. As I understand it the intent of the rule is to prevent the pitcher from faking out batters and baserunners. Hard to see how a microtremor like that could have anybody jumping out of their shoes, but it was technically illegal. Sigh.

I'm a Deduno fan, but he needs to be better.

I think I've owned Nunez about 8 times the past 3 years.

So have most of the pitchers he's faced (*rimshot*).

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Abad is Bad!!!

Cola is co-AL Player of the Week, and I'll bet he could still work an entire shift behind the counter at NAPA without being recognized more than once or twice tops.

And Pedro gets a hit! That's 2 quality at bats today.

 

Amazing what having someone after your job right in your rearview mirror will do.

Amazing what having someone after your job right in your rearview mirror will do.

PFlo not going gently into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light!...hitting future utility infielder.

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Starting to worry that Zukesie's .429 batting average may not be sustainable...

I'd hate to be Oakland Tomorrow!!!

I'd hate to be Oakland Tomorrow!!!

 

They're probably happy to be some place where the sewers don't back up into the clubhouse.

Time for a Homer

 

Dick Bremer is always available for a moderate guest fee.

Twins starters are dead ass last in MLB with a combined 6.32 ERA, the bullpen is third to last with a 6.66 ERA.