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Beware of the Pohlad's five year plan!


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Fellow Twins fans,

I can not understand how all of you and especially our ridiculously non-critical minnesota media misses it, but can anyone see the five year plan the Pohlad crew has in store for you? Lets start by reminding everyone that both the Pohlad boys flat out addmittied while pops was alive that they had no interest what so ever in opperating or owning the Minnesota Twins......But then the money machine that runs the blood of the Pohlad's pointed out the cash cow that could be achieved if they were able to coax a new stadium out of us slly tax payers, they were instantly "huge" baseball fans. Now seeeing there five year plan, i cant blame them! Its a simple plan really....and it goes like this. Convince the silly state that you live in that to compete and play on a level field in MLB you need the revenue that a new stadium will generate. Once said stadium is built, start counting the simply unbeliveable amount of money you are making and KNOW that every stadium has a wonderfull grace period where expectations are nill and the stadium itself will draw people to empty there wallets to you. Next, fire the general manager who addmittingly had a bad year but actually wanted to increase payroll to go out and upgrade the team and put a decent product on the fiield. Next, rehire the medai darling who refers to all media memebers by first name, as your GM and quickly announce you are

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Fellow Twins fans,

I can not understand how all of you and especially our ridiculously non-critical minnesota media misses it, but can anyone see the five year plan the Pohlad crew has in store for you? Lets start by reminding everyone that both the Pohlad boys flat out addmittied while pops was alive that they had no interest what so ever in opperating or owning the Minnesota Twins......But then the money machine that runs the blood of the Pohlad's pointed out the cash cow that could be achieved if they were able to coax a new stadium out of us slly tax payers, they were instantly "huge" baseball fans. Now seeeing there five year plan, i cant blame them! Its a simple plan really....and it goes like this. Convince the silly state that you live in that to compete and play on a level field in MLB you need the revenue that a new stadium will generate. Once said stadium is built, start counting the simply unbeliveable amount of money you are making and KNOW that every stadium has a wonderfull grace period where expectations are nill and the stadium itself will draw people to empty there wallets to you. Next, fire the general manager who addmittingly had a bad year but actually wanted to increase payroll to go out and upgrade the team and put a decent product on the fiield. Next, rehire the medai darling who refers to all media memebers by first name, as your GM and quickly announce you are

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